[personal profile] mrkilborn
A lot has happened in just a day or two! Here's a brief summation...

[livejournal.com profile] debra_messing took some time and created a bunch of new icons for me! I'm going to begin cycling them in over the next day or so. Deb is very sweet, and even though I hardly ever interact with her anymore, it's nice to know she occasionally thinks of me. In case you're reading this Debra, thanks!

[livejournal.com profile] k_beckinsale has asked me out. She's selecting something for us to do on Sunday afternoon. Or she WILL select something. I'm fairly sure this is a platonic, "you're a nice person let's go have some fun" outing, especially after reading her continuing comments about [livejournal.com profile] ledger. Our day should be kinda like the day I had with [livejournal.com profile] paltrow weeks and weeks ago. (I swear I had nothing to do with her disappearance.)

Speaking of Gwyneth, her childhood friend [livejournal.com profile] maya_rudolph has appeared, as well as her SNL castmate, Amy [livejournal.com profile] poehler and former SNLer (and current "Just Shoot Me"er) [livejournal.com profile] davidspade. It's suddenly a veritable SNLfest. A LORNEucopia, if you will. Is this a good thing? The jury is still out. Go see for yourselves!

The lovely [livejournal.com profile] c_carpenter took the man she loves [livejournal.com profile] johnrzeznik as her lawfully wedded husband last night. I was fortunate enough to attend the reception for the Charisma and John, who really couldn't keep their hands off of one another to make it through a proper champagne toast and the cutting of the cake. That's what I call true passion.

Another passionate note that may or may not be true came out during the festivities. [livejournal.com profile] jennifer_l and [livejournal.com profile] affleck may be possibly having an oven in those buns. Yes, the pitter-patter of baby booty might be a possibility, but you never heard it from me. In fact, I really don't believe it. I mean, if the source was The Enquirer, The Star, the NY Post... maybe. But some music magazine, scooping the tabloids? Where's the street cred there? They should stick to reports on the American Idol tour. (Hi to our Top Ten superstar [livejournal.com profile] k_clarkson!)

And I was corraled (and practically saddled) by the group I'm starting to call The Three Furies: [livejournal.com profile] j_margulies, [livejournal.com profile] m_chisholm and [livejournal.com profile] sherylcrow along with their accomplice in fun, [livejournal.com profile] zara_phillips. No, it was all very, very innocent. I tossed pillows at them and despite the cuddling, it was all very PG rated and they are all very wonderful women.

However, I must admit, they all seem to be as horny as toads! I think they're looking for dates. Especially Julianna, who was supposed to be out on the town with [livejournal.com profile] jeremypiven, but he didn't show, which is how I wound up there, sharing pillows. At least, I think they were pillows!

When the discussion turned Oprahesque, I made my excuses and headed for the exit.

I should mention that the Friday events were precipitated by the appearance of my worst interview in history. That's right, Anna Nicole Smith appeared on the show. She was as glossy as an 8 x 10 and as bright as a 15 watter. When she started to count her tattoos on her fingers, I nearly lost it. I swear, If Macy's uses her in the parade this year, I think they'd be hard pressed to decide: float or balloon?

Oh, and I have to have a present sent over to [livejournal.com profile] keri_lynn_pratt on Monday. It's going to be her birthday and she deserves a treat. I'd tell you what it was, but she might actually be reading this, so I'll share it in another couple of days.

Meantime, is there a way to brainwash just the part of my mind that knows and recognizes Anna Nicole? Please let me know soon.

Soon.

The Three Furies?

Date: 2002-09-21 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] j-margulies.livejournal.com
What happened to Kilby's Angels? :)

Thanks for putting up with us or rather me, and the cuddling was nice :)

Talk to you soon,

Julianna
PS Yes they were pillows!!!

Date: 2002-09-21 09:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-seacrest.livejournal.com
craig you're hot when you pimp

Date: 2002-09-21 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] keri-lynn-pratt.livejournal.com
*hugs*

Great post. Yes, I actually read it.

Date: 2002-09-21 12:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poehler.livejournal.com
A LORNEucopia. I like that.

It's hot when you pimp me out. ;)

Date: 2002-09-21 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] josiemaran.livejournal.com
That was Anna Nicole Smith on Friday's show? I thought you were doing a special on retarded fat asses. .

Date: 2002-09-21 02:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maya-rudolph.livejournal.com
I know you swear up and down that you don't have anything to do with Gwyn's disappearance, but I promise, I won't tell anyone. It'll be our secret. Come on. Tell me.

Thanks for the pimp, I appreciate it. ;)

Date: 2002-09-21 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zara-phillips.livejournal.com
the three furies scare me, but they are really fun to watch *laughs*

thanks for the pimp craig!

Z

Date: 2002-09-21 03:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnrzeznik.livejournal.com
It was good to see you there, Kilborn. Maybe next time, you'll grace us with a rousing chorus of "Baby Got Back" ?

Date: 2002-09-21 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheryl-crow.livejournal.com
Yeah! And I'm with Jules, Kilby's Angels sounds MUCH better. ;)

I'm sure that we raised it up to an R rating last night. I mean, I did flash you when you weren't looking! *blushes* Oops...

Date: 2002-09-21 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] debra-messing.livejournal.com
Craig--much more than occasionally.

Date: 2002-09-21 11:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m-chisholm.livejournal.com
*strikes a pose, grins >Dly and laughs*

Mel

Date: 2002-09-22 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hate-in-ya-eyes.livejournal.com
Hey, im Bobbi, nice to meet ya...I added you on as a friend.. ttyl!
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