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Martha In A Stew!
Notes from Martha's legal pad:
Change name of magazine to Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)
K Mart, where the "K" stands for "Konfined!"
How to craft a bar of soap to resemble a pistol, using only your fingernails.
Planning an elegant dinner with your bitch in mind.
Creating a garden by the side of the road.
Drawings of the jurors, each one prepared in a different way... boiled, fried, scrambled, etc.
My favorite recipe for hacksaw pie.
Polishing your handcuffs and leg irons for that extra "bling."
Write a charming letter to O.J. asking how he did it, then get Cochran and appeal.
Change name of magazine to Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)
K Mart, where the "K" stands for "Konfined!"
How to craft a bar of soap to resemble a pistol, using only your fingernails.
Planning an elegant dinner with your bitch in mind.
Creating a garden by the side of the road.
Drawings of the jurors, each one prepared in a different way... boiled, fried, scrambled, etc.
My favorite recipe for hacksaw pie.
Polishing your handcuffs and leg irons for that extra "bling."
Write a charming letter to O.J. asking how he did it, then get Cochran and appeal.