Mar. 6th, 2004

Notes from Martha's legal pad:

Change name of magazine to Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)

K Mart, where the "K" stands for "Konfined!"

How to craft a bar of soap to resemble a pistol, using only your fingernails.

Planning an elegant dinner with your bitch in mind.

Creating a garden by the side of the road.

Drawings of the jurors, each one prepared in a different way... boiled, fried, scrambled, etc.

My favorite recipe for hacksaw pie.

Polishing your handcuffs and leg irons for that extra "bling."

Write a charming letter to O.J. asking how he did it, then get Cochran and appeal.

August 2004

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