Martha In A Stew!

[mrkilborn]

Notes from Martha's legal pad:

Change name of magazine to Martha Stewart Living (in Prison)

K Mart, where the "K" stands for "Konfined!"

How to craft a bar of soap to resemble a pistol, using only your fingernails.

Planning an elegant dinner with your bitch in mind.

Creating a garden by the side of the road.

Drawings of the jurors, each one prepared in a different way... boiled, fried, scrambled, etc.

My favorite recipe for hacksaw pie.

Polishing your handcuffs and leg irons for that extra "bling."

Write a charming letter to O.J. asking how he did it, then get Cochran and appeal.

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[deana-carter.livejournal.com]

LOL!!

[roddick.livejournal.com]

that's really funny!

even if i do feel a little bad for her :(

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[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

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My userpage has an unmasked link to the MBP website. Where's the problem?

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[charlizetheron.livejournal.com]

Hello, Mr. Popular.

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[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

Hi there, Oscar winner! *finger waves*

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[charlizetheron.livejournal.com]

And where have you been lately?

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[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

Where've I been? Celebrating five years on CBS, talking to people... you know! The question really is what are you going to do to top that last performance? I'd say the bar has been raised!

Maybe I'll see you when you're ready to promote your next smash hit! I'll try to make sure the writers don't stare at you too intently. After all, they're not used to seeing you in "3D!"