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mrkilbornA friend suggested I fill out this survey. I love games, so I couldn't resist. And, it's a way for you to find out more about me! Take a look!
1. If there were 3 wells (love, beauty and creativity) and you could only drink from one, which would it be?
Creativity! No, wait. Beauty. No. love. Since I already have more than enough of the other two! Hea hea!
2. With problems, whom do you run to?
Absolutely: MM. Martin Mull. Or Merv, if he’s in town.
3. Which finger is your favorite?
The middle finger, because it’s the longest, and because of all I can do with it.
4. What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?
Hmm. That’s a toughie. The chicken cordon bleu on Delta Business Class. No, wait! The Beef Stroganoff!
5. Would you kill someone?
I thought I told you! I’m a lover, not a fighter!
6. If yes, why?
7. If you were making a movie about yourself, who would play the lead?
I don’t know. Throw out some names… Brad Pitt? A young Robert Redford? You tell me!
8. Do you like your handwriting?
Is this your coy way of asking for an autograph?
9. Who are you jealous of?
I’m not the jealous type. Though I do like Leno’s car collection. Someday, he’ll be my mechanic!
10. What kind of person do you want to marry?
Uh...huh?
11. Unluckiness?
The Minnesota Vikings.
12. What do you put on your sandwiches?
Could you be more vague? It depends on the sandwich. I wouldn’t put Russian dressing on a PB and J, but I would for a Turkey and Swiss. This is too complicated.
13. Do you think people on the Gap commercials are cool?
If you’re on TV, you’re cool!
14. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
As long as he had his own mirror, sure.
15. Are you a daredevil?
Sure. I once let the son of Evel Knievel on the show. Don’t ask.
16. How big was the biggest mango you ever ate?
Are you trying to start a rumor about Chris Kattan and me?
17. Have you ever told a secret you swore you'd never repeat?
I don’t talk about anything to anyone. Oh, wait. It’s my job to talk. Let’s skip this one.
18. What do you think is the most attractive animated character?
J Lo.
19. Do looks matter?
Only if you don’t have any, or don’t get any!
20. Color?
Why choose one? Let’s go for the whole rainbow!
21. Do you pray?
To the gods of A.C. Nielsen.
22. Are you trendy?
If I’m not, I’m in the wrong business!
23. What do you do to prevent anger?
Drive the 405. Oh, wait. That’s what I do to get angry. I sit in the hot tub with a couple of close friends and enjoy some liquid refreshments of varied types.
24. Who is your idol?
Billy Idol? Is that what you were going for?
25. Who is your second family?
My television audience is my second family! Proud of you!
26. Do you trust others easily?
Trust must be earned over time. Have your agent call mine and we’ll set something up.
27. What was your favorite toy as a child?
I still have it! My Kirby Puckett Minnesota Twins Bobble Head Doll!
In Yambo, I give the correct answers. Who does that here?
Anyone else want to play?
1. If there were 3 wells (love, beauty and creativity) and you could only drink from one, which would it be?
Creativity! No, wait. Beauty. No. love. Since I already have more than enough of the other two! Hea hea!
2. With problems, whom do you run to?
Absolutely: MM. Martin Mull. Or Merv, if he’s in town.
3. Which finger is your favorite?
The middle finger, because it’s the longest, and because of all I can do with it.
4. What's the most disgusting thing you've ever eaten?
Hmm. That’s a toughie. The chicken cordon bleu on Delta Business Class. No, wait! The Beef Stroganoff!
5. Would you kill someone?
I thought I told you! I’m a lover, not a fighter!
6. If yes, why?
7. If you were making a movie about yourself, who would play the lead?
I don’t know. Throw out some names… Brad Pitt? A young Robert Redford? You tell me!
8. Do you like your handwriting?
Is this your coy way of asking for an autograph?
9. Who are you jealous of?
I’m not the jealous type. Though I do like Leno’s car collection. Someday, he’ll be my mechanic!
10. What kind of person do you want to marry?
Uh...huh?
11. Unluckiness?
The Minnesota Vikings.
12. What do you put on your sandwiches?
Could you be more vague? It depends on the sandwich. I wouldn’t put Russian dressing on a PB and J, but I would for a Turkey and Swiss. This is too complicated.
13. Do you think people on the Gap commercials are cool?
If you’re on TV, you’re cool!
14. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
As long as he had his own mirror, sure.
15. Are you a daredevil?
Sure. I once let the son of Evel Knievel on the show. Don’t ask.
16. How big was the biggest mango you ever ate?
Are you trying to start a rumor about Chris Kattan and me?
17. Have you ever told a secret you swore you'd never repeat?
I don’t talk about anything to anyone. Oh, wait. It’s my job to talk. Let’s skip this one.
18. What do you think is the most attractive animated character?
J Lo.
19. Do looks matter?
Only if you don’t have any, or don’t get any!
20. Color?
Why choose one? Let’s go for the whole rainbow!
21. Do you pray?
To the gods of A.C. Nielsen.
22. Are you trendy?
If I’m not, I’m in the wrong business!
23. What do you do to prevent anger?
Drive the 405. Oh, wait. That’s what I do to get angry. I sit in the hot tub with a couple of close friends and enjoy some liquid refreshments of varied types.
24. Who is your idol?
Billy Idol? Is that what you were going for?
25. Who is your second family?
My television audience is my second family! Proud of you!
26. Do you trust others easily?
Trust must be earned over time. Have your agent call mine and we’ll set something up.
27. What was your favorite toy as a child?
I still have it! My Kirby Puckett Minnesota Twins Bobble Head Doll!
In Yambo, I give the correct answers. Who does that here?
Anyone else want to play?
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Date: 2001-09-24 01:04 am (UTC)Hey, Lady.
As far as my sexual orientation, I'll have you know I have a son. I know what you're thinking. So does Richard Hatch. But mine is real!
Just because I'm a fan of Liberace doesn't mean a thing.