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Why It Didn't Happen
For the first time, I called off the ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
late_late_show.
I'd like to begin this recounting of the events that led to this decision by, first and foremost, saying a sincere apology and thank you totobey_maguire and james_franco.
Tobey and James were good enough to agree to appear on the program and honored their commitment by showing up on time and being prepared. Thanks much for your efforts. I truly appreciate them.
I consider myself to be professional when it comes to what I do around here. Especially when it comes to this show. I treat it EXACTLY like the CBS broadcast. To me, they ARE the same.
I spend time preparing the show, writing a monologue, the “Five Questions” segments and “Yambo.” Believe me, I don’t want to waste the effort I’ve made in prepping a show!
And, in fact, since we were moving to a new night, there was always a danger of new people not fully understanding what was going on. I was prepared for that.
Or so I thought.
If you have read the transcripts seen in thelate_late_show journal, you understand what happens there. We have studio comments, people are attentive to the guests and it plays out pretty much like the televised version does.
Below is the unedited transcript of the events in the Late Late Show studio, from audience open onward. If you have a moment, please let me know what I could have done differently.
You have just entered room "Late Late Show."
creeky michelle has entered the room.
bogus brewster has entered the room.
imitating avril has entered the room.
sparkly xy has entered the room.
James Fakeco has entered the room.
lickable larisa has entered the room.
sparkly xy: *applauds*
lickable larisa: eek, invite me when i come back online. brb
James Fakeco: That invite popped out of nowhere.
bogus brewster: did it frighten you?
lickable larisa has left the room.
James Fakeco: It did.
bogus brewster: poor you.
notquitebrie has entered the room.
sparkly xy: That was me sorry james
notquitebrie: Thank you. :-)
James Fakeco: Don't worry about it.
sparkly xy: next time i'll lick you as a warning
bogus brewster: ha
James Fakeco: Thank you.
sparkly xy: :-D
sparkly xy: this is where i would steal your line and say i'd wink.
LjKirstenDunst has entered the room.
might be marla has entered the room.
might be marla: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
might be marla: FAMOUS
might be marla: !!!!
might be marla: :-X
creeky michelle: Well hey look who it is Hi Kirsten. Its Michelle Williams.
James Fakeco: Very funny.
LjKirstenDunst: Michelle!
sparkly xy: *holds up sign*
LjKirstenDunst: How are ya?!
sparkly xy: *teenie scream*
might be marla: *holds up James' thong*
LjKirstenDunst: Chrissy! <3
tobeythetiger has entered the room.
creeky michelle: I'm super and duper
bogus brewster: hi tobey!
might be marla: TOBEY!
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah you are
sparkly xy: TOBEY
sparkly xy: *SCREAM*
creeky michelle: :-*
creeky michelle: TOBEY *GIRLIE SCREAM*
LjKirstenDunst: TOBEY!
LjKirstenDunst: Wait....
notquitebrie: Are we supposed to be quiet?
LjKirstenDunst: I don't know
sparkly xy: maybe?
LjKirstenDunst: It's my first time here
sparkly xy: can i sit on stage?
LjKirstenDunst: Haha
sparkly xy: or on tobey or james.
bogus brewster: who knows its mine too but im cooler than you and chrissy loves me more so poo on you.
Gratuitous Gina has entered the room.
LjKirstenDunst: Right....
might be marla: Can I invite Jensen?
sparkly xy: i love you jordana
bogus brewster: i love you too baby
LjKirstenDunst: jordana kicks ass
LjKirstenDunst: :-)
Gratuitous Gina: My first show. This'll be interesting.
LjKirstenDunst: Mine too
bogus brewster: why thank you
LjKirstenDunst: anytime
justifiably jodi has entered the room.
notquitebrie: It's my first time as myself. ;-)
sparkly xy: JODI
sparkly xy: FAMOUS
LjKirstenDunst: Hah!!
LjKirstenDunst: Hi Jodi
bogus brewster: jodi!!
partiallypaulo has entered the room.
lickable larisa has entered the room.
justifiably jodi: [i am so tired i hope you all die for making me be here]
LjKirstenDunst: [feh join the club]
lickable larisa: [*hides*]
justifiably jodi: [i just tried to sleep for two hours]
justifiably jodi: [and it didnt work god i am shooting myself]
sparkly xy: [*bobbles*]
LjKirstenDunst: [i'm running on like 4 hours of sleep.....so i know the feeling]
partiallypaulo: [wimps]
notquitebrie: PAULA!
notquitebrie: O
justifiably jodi: [i am such a good girlfriend]
notquitebrie: HAHAHA
notquitebrie: I called you Paula
justifiably jodi: [what shut up paulo]
partiallypaulo: yes you did
creeky michelle: Paula....haha.
notquitebrie: Wooboy.
creeky michelle: Hi Paulo.
notquitebrie: Sorry about that.
justifiably jodi: [see if i have sex with you at the john mayer concert now]
creeky michelle: :-*
partiallypaulo: you should be. how horrible
LjKirstenDunst: [john mayer *dies* I love]
partiallypaulo: [oh we'll see]
partiallypaulo: hi mich
justifiably jodi: [psh]
LjKirstenDunst: [damn siblings]
LjKirstenDunst: [who wants to kill my sister for me?]
justifiably jodi: come on lets get this show rollin
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah dude
sparkly xy: CRAIG
justifiably jodi: because really i am going to fall over and die
LjKirstenDunst: [dgaaaaa]
sparkly xy: DAMNIT GET IN HERE
sparkly xy: i was supposed to be on this show
notquitebrie: [hi]
sparkly xy: but noooOOOOooo
LjKirstenDunst: Chrissy! simma!
sparkly xy: i got pushed back
justifiably jodi: [hi brie i love you]
bogus brewster: you're sexier
sparkly xy: i am.
notquitebrie: [I love you too *beams*]
LJ jensen ackles has entered the room.
justifiably jodi: [i keep getting text messages going: *hits that*]
might be marla: DICKO!
notquitebrie: [hahahaa]
LJ jensen ackles: licko!
LJ jensen ackles: how've you been?
lickable larisa: hi jensen. *flash*
sparkly xy: [no one texts me :-(]
LJ jensen ackles: hey larisa, woo!
bogus brewster: [ill text you ha]
justifiably jodi: [i kept getting texted while i was trying to sleep]
justifiably jodi: [and it was like BEEP]
justifiably jodi: [fuckers everyone]
notquitebrie: [I got a text message from OOC tony with some sort of nonsense word]
creeky michelle: Hi Jensing
creeky michelle: Jensen
LjKirstenDunst: [*twitches*]
LJmrkilborn: Hello! I just wanted to get your attention for a moment before we start! :-)
LJ jensen ackles: jensing? haha
LjKirstenDunst: shhh
LJ jensen ackles: hey michelle
justifiably jodi: hello craig hurry up
justifiably jodi: some of us have things to do
justifiably jodi: like sleep
LJmrkilborn: Thanks for being here tonight.
sparkly xy: YOU'RE WELCOME
LjKirstenDunst: get jodi on first because we love her the most
LJmrkilborn: In order to make sure we don't have problems with this, I'm doing things a bit differently. First, if possible, please stay in the room once the show begins.
justifiably jodi: oh i've been on before kirsten
LjKirstenDunst: Almost everyone has
justifiably jodi: ok can we sleep during it because i think i might
sparkly xy: NOT ME
LjKirstenDunst: I might have to leave.....gah
tobeythetiger: *throws things at jodi*
LJmrkilborn: I know people get bumped sometimes, but just for safety's sake, I ask that you attempt to stay...
justifiably jodi: WHAT
justifiably jodi: !
justifiably jodi: can i kill a guest please
LJmrkilborn: This is the first time we're doing this in a while.
LJmrkilborn: Also, this isn't a typical chat room!
sparkly xy: you can hurt tobey
justifiably jodi: i am going to
LJmrkilborn: Please don't announce that you are leaving, if you do go.
LjKirstenDunst: why?
sparkly xy: poor tobey
sparkly xy: you mean like:
LJmrkilborn: These are the rules. This is a show.
Amorous Alicia has entered the room.
sparkly xy: OK IM LEAVEING BYE!
LJmrkilborn: It's not really a chat.
sparkly xy has left the room.
LjKirstenDunst: be nice we have to make more spiderman movies! *laughs*
sparkly xy has entered the room.
LjKirstenDunst: HAH!
sparkly xy: i just did a demonstration.
Amorous Alicia: hm. interesting
LjKirstenDunst: Chrissy I love you
sparkly xy: <3
bogus brewster: not as much as i do
LjKirstenDunst: <3
notquitebrie: Craig, are we supposed to be quiet while it's happening?
LJmrkilborn: It's always different when we have new groups here for the first time.
LJmrkilborn: You can comment about what's going on, and react to the guests and jokes.
LjKirstenDunst: *yawns and stretches*
justifiably jodi: [dont yawn!!!]
LjKirstenDunst: [ehhhhhhhh! *twitch*]
doubtfully Dave has entered the room.
sparkly xy: [can i hump you?]
sparkly xy: Hi dave!
LjKirstenDunst: [random]
doubtfully Dave: what am i doing here
justifiably jodi: [yeah i dont care i wont hump back i am too tired]
LjKirstenDunst: i don't know
LJmrkilborn: Just realize you're in an audience for a show and not in a chat or in your living room watching it on TV.
justifiably jodi: ok really can we get on with it
LJmrkilborn: Any questions? Because we'll start in one minute!
LjKirstenDunst: yeah
LjKirstenDunst: okay
LjKirstenDunst: let's go
LjKirstenDunst: i'm good
sparkly xy: lets go
sparkly xy: i want to throw my panties on stage
LJmrkilborn: Very good.
LJ jensen ackles: saucy
creeky michelle: =-O
LJmrkilborn: 30 seconds.
doubtfully Dave: tsk tsk
LjKirstenDunst: *licks chrissy* cause you're sexy like that?
notquitebrie: Who are the guests?
justifiably jodi: is there a bed onstage because i will throw myself there
justifiably jodi: tobey and james
notquitebrie: Oh *composes self*
might be marla: YAAAAAAAAAY TOBEY AND JAMES!
justifiably jodi: marla hi
LjKirstenDunst: Wooooooooooooooooooo
creeky michelle: yay
might be marla: Jodi, hi. <3
doubtfully Dave: im marrying michelle
justifiably jodi: what
creeky michelle: :-*
LJmrkilborn: (sounds of an Orchestra tuning up)
sparkly xy: *applauds(
LJmrkilborn: Oh! From the Gorgeous Hollywood Hills in Beautiful Hollywood California…
sparkly xy: Oops i typoed
creeky michelle: *CLAPS!*
partiallypaulo: *golf clap*
doubtfully Dave: weee
LJmrkilborn: It's the Late Late Show With Craig Kilborn!
sparkly xy: *teenie scream*
sparkly xy: I LOVE CRAIG
LJmrkilborn: Tonight! Tobey Maguire! Maguire!
LjKirstenDunst: [DGGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!orchestra *spastic freak out*]
might be marla: *holds up inappropriate sign*
bogus brewster: *smacks*
LJmrkilborn: And James Franco! Franco!
doubtfully Dave: *squints*
LjKirstenDunst: Woo!
justifiably jodi: *falls asleep* oops
LJmrkilborn: Ladies and Gentlemen…
creeky michelle: Woo!
LJmrkilborn: It's Craig Kilborn!
lickable larisa: *sits on chrissy's lap* *whispers* hey baby how you doin. WOOO!!!!
doubtfully Dave: YAY
("Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry begins)
LjKirstenDunst: WOOOO!!!!!!!1
(Craiggers walks out, waving to the crowd)
(Craiggers winks and smiles to the crowd)
LJ jensen ackles: woo!
lickable larisa: CRAIG!!!!!
Gratuitous Gina: *winks back*
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah craig!!!!!!
sparkly xy: *SWOONS*
LJmrkilborn: Hello! Hello! Please, have a seat!
LatonaChick has entered the room.
doubtfully Dave: *sits*
LJmrkilborn: Welcome! Welcome to your Late Late Show. My name is Craiggers!
sparkly xy: *sits*
LjKirstenDunst: *sits back down*
LJmrkilborn: My girlfriend wanted to go someplace nice and quiet this afternoon.
doubtfully Dave: ooooh
LJmrkilborn: So, I took her to the Staples Center for the Kings/Lakers game.
lickable larisa: *sits on chrissy again*
LJmrkilborn: But then all of the cheering at the end ruined it.
creeky michelle: Girlfriend?
sparkly xy: rawr.
LJ jensen ackles has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: P. Diddy and Justin Timberlake are working on a couple of projects together.
sparkly xy: HAHAH
justifiably jodi: ahahaahah
justifiably jodi: ahahhhhahha
doubtfully Dave: lol
sparkly xy: wait that wasnt the punchline
LJmrkilborn: Puff Daddy is hoping that Justin can help him write some love ballads,
LjKirstenDunst: HAHHA!!!
creeky michelle: Justin!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!! I LOVE JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
LJmrkilborn: and Justin is hoping Puffy can help him get Britney to touch him.
doubtfully Dave: hahaha
justifiably jodi: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LjKirstenDunst: HAHHA!!!!!!!
sparkly xy: HAHA
partiallypaulo: haha
creeky michelle: HAHAHA!!
bogus brewster: HAHAHA
LatonaChick has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: And, true story...
justifiably jodi: *cough*
might be marla: Oh my God. Haaa.
LJmrkilborn: a certain Men's Magazine plans to project the image of Jennifer Lopez's butt on the surface of the moon!
doubtfully Dave: lmao
LJmrkilborn: Obviously, it will have to be a full moon.
bogus brewster: ew
justifiably jodi: wait what lance
notquitebrie: I'm not helping Britney touch anyone
sparkly xy: LMFAO
LjKirstenDunst: haha!!!!!
justifiably jodi: no need to call him names
LJmrkilborn: Tonight is a special night and you'll definitely want to grab something…
sparkly xy: LANCE
sparkly xy: like james as?
lickable larisa: her ass is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
LJmrkilborn: We have two of the stars of the megasmash event movie, "Spiderman,"
sparkly xy: ass even
doubtfully Dave: yay
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah dude!
LJmrkilborn: We have the man himself, Tobey Maguire is here tonight!
sparkly xy: *scream*
creeky michelle: BOO
creeky michelle: Oh
sparkly xy: LMFAO
LjKirstenDunst: *stants up* Peter parker!
bogus brewster: *sex*
doubtfully Dave: hahaha
LjKirstenDunst: *sits back down*
sparkly xy: *CAT CALLS*
LjKirstenDunst: *stands*
LJmrkilborn: And also from "Spiderman," and from the film "Deuces Wild"
doubtfully Dave: peter peter pumpkin eater
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah craig!!!
creeky michelle: *finds it funny Kirsten's in the audience and isnt on the show*
creeky michelle: *giggle!*
LJmrkilborn: James Franco is here!
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah dude
LjKirstenDunst: hahha
sparkly xy: *SCREAMS*
doubtfully Dave: haha
sparkly xy: JAMES HAVE MY BABY
LjKirstenDunst: JAAAAAAAAMES!
sparkly xy: oops
bogus brewster: *teenie howl*
(Craiggers walks to his desk as the "Late Late Show Theme" by Chris Isaak plays)
creeky michelle: JAMESSS
might be marla: I HIT THAT! I HIT THAT!
creeky michelle: WOOO
might be marla: :-X
imitating avril: don't scream he's bad in bed
sparkly xy: LMFAOOO
doubtfully Dave: lmao
bogus brewster: tobey im pregnant!
sparkly xy: *dies*
doubtfully Dave: oops
LJmrkilborn: And it's been too long since we've had a couple of guys on as guests.
justifiably jodi: really so am i
sparkly xy: JAMES THAT THONG THONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONG
bogus brewster: well then since we know you hit that
LJmrkilborn: It's a very manly show tonight.
might be marla: Smile, prom date. ;-)
sparkly xy: i like men
LJmrkilborn: My spider sense is tingling! Tobey and James tonight.
creeky michelle: EVEN WITH TOBEY ON IT IT'S MANLY!
LjKirstenDunst: Spiderman...wow...
doubtfully Dave: haha
justifiably jodi: mmm spider tingle
notquitebrie: haha spider sense
Amorous Alicia: hmm
justifiably jodi: oops
tobeythetiger: *throws stuff at michelle*
LJmrkilborn: Hey. You know, it's Memorial Day weekend.
might be marla has left the room.
creeky michelle: Ow!
sparkly xy: *tingles*
doubtfully Dave: let's go to the beach
LJmrkilborn: And all I want to do is dance. Dance. DANCE!
bogus brewster: *molests*
justifiably jodi: please dont encourage tobey to dance
(A disco ball is lighted.)
doubtfully Dave: wooooo
("In The Navy" by Village People plays)
lickable larisa: and the disco ball came down
(Craiggers stands up and dances)
sparkly xy: THATS TOBEYS SONG
tobeythetiger: *dances backstage*
sparkly xy: SEE?
(Craiggers marches around in a sexy way)
doubtfully Dave: *dances*
LjKirstenDunst: *covers eyes*
justifiably jodi: poor backstage
LjKirstenDunst: No one wants to see tobey dance
doubtfully Dave: hahahahahahahaha
Gratuitous Gina: *cat call*
(Craiggers salutes his flagpole)
LjKirstenDunst: dear god
LJmrkilborn: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Hold everything!
(Everything stops)
doubtfully Dave: =-O
creeky michelle: HAHA poor backstage
creeky michelle: *gasp!*
LJmrkilborn: Whoa! The last time I danced like that, Mike Piazza wanted my phone number!
justifiably jodi: AHAHHAHAAH
(Craiggers goes back to his desk.)
bogus brewster: !!! HAHAHAHA
justifiably jodi: oh my god
creeky michelle: HAHAHAHA!
sparkly xy: LMFAOOOOOOO
sparkly xy: CRAIG WINS
LJmrkilborn: Let's check the news!
justifiably jodi: [AHAHHA]
sparkly xy: OKAY
justifiably jodi: [i am laughing so hard]
sparkly xy: [me too im a dork]
"In The News" is brought to you by: Huey Lewis.
Because Huey Lewis hasn't been "In The News" in quite a while.
bogus brewster: [lmfao me too oh god]
LjKirstenDunst has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: Our Top Story… Mike Piazza is still not gay, even though his beard hair is perfect!
justifiably jodi: WHAT I LOVE HUEY LEWIS I WANT TO MARRY HIM
doubtfully Dave: hahahahaha
partiallypaulo: hahaha
notquitebrie: hahahaha
LJmrkilborn: The New York Mets All-Star Catcher went on record earlier this week to proclaim his raging heterosexuality to several newspapers, after a sportswriter suggested he might be the closeted member of that baseball team.
might be marla has entered the room.
justifiably jodi: no i am
LJmrkilborn: Mike said he'd rather be a catcher, not a pitcher, and that he definitely was in the game.
sparkly xy: LOL
bogus brewster: LMFAO
LJmrkilborn: Later, Piazza was overheard arranging a date with James King.
sparkly xy: OMG JAMES
LJmrkilborn: Not the actress and model, but the heavyset 1994 mailman of the year, as voted by the US Postal Service.
doubtfully Dave: LMFAO
justifiably jodi: LMFAO
sparkly xy: AHAHAHHAHAHAH
partiallypaulo: hahahaha!!
justifiably jodi: OMG
bogus brewster: LMFAO!!
justifiably jodi: AHAHAHAHA
sparkly xy: *DIES*
lickable larisa: hahahahah
LJmrkilborn: Oh, in "Aren't We Playing Like The Nets" news, the Sacramento Kings blew a 20-point lead and lost to the Los Angeles Lakers 100-99
justifiably jodi: *REVIVES*
sparkly xy: WITH TOUNGUE?
LJmrkilborn: to allow L.A. to tie the Western Conference Championship, two games apiece. Oh, Presidential Pretzel, that's a choke!
justifiably jodi: AGHAAHAHH
sparkly xy: HARHARHAR
justifiably jodi: CHOKE
justifiably jodi: LMFAO
LJmrkilborn: Rumors are that the Kings want to recruit my temporary intern, Masha, to play point guard
sparkly xy: I GOT IT
bogus brewster: PRESIDENTIAL PRETZEL WOO
justifiably jodi: STUPID DUBYA
LJmrkilborn: when they go up to the ARCO Arena for Game 5. Coach Rick Adelman said "Hey, it couldn't be worse than what we've got."
LJmrkilborn: Masha said, "They can't afford me."
LJmrkilborn: In "This Looks Like A Job For Me" News, Eminem hit the stage in Baltimore yesterday and hit it hard. There was a stampede at a concert where he was performing, injuring dozens of people.
sparkly xy: HAHA
justifiably jodi: eminem can hit this
sparkly xy: HE HIT IT
justifiably jodi: oops
sparkly xy: I HIT THAT
bogus brewster: HAHA EMINEM OOPS
LJmrkilborn: One note: the concert attendees were stampeding AWAY from Eminem.
sparkly xy: LMFAOOOO
justifiably jodi: HAHAHAHA
bogus brewster: !!!! ha!
sparkly xy: I WAS THERE
And now it's time for "Craig Reveals Which M & M Color He Voted For," brought to you by Corona.
justifiably jodi: PURPLE
bogus brewster: TEAL HI
might be marla: Ooh, burned.
doubtfully Dave: aqua
LJmrkilborn: (Craiggers is talking on the phone)Yeah. What? Which M & M color did I vote for?
doubtfully Dave: teal ... whatever
justifiably jodi: THERE IS ALREADY BLUE YOU BASTARDS
sparkly xy: PURPLE
LJmrkilborn: No. Black and blue wasn't one of the choices.
bogus brewster: OKAY PURPLE
justifiably jodi: LET THERE BE PURPLE
doubtfully Dave: haha
Vin diesel me has entered the room.
LJmrkilborn: Yeah. I voted for Aqua, man! Hea, hea!
justifiably jodi: BA DUM CHING
doubtfully Dave: YES
sparkly xy: NOOOO
bogus brewster: vin <3
sparkly xy: PURPLE
And that was "Craig Reveals Which M & M Color He Voted For," brought to you, as always, by Corona.
Vin diesel me: *sits next to Jordana*
justifiably jodi: AQUA MAN
justifiably jodi: AHAHA
justifiably jodi: I GOT IT
LJmrkilborn: This Just In: Boston is the home of Champions. This just in.
justifiably jodi: LMFAO
bogus brewster: WOO I GET IT
sparkly xy: i DONT
doubtfully Dave: haha
sparkly xy: woo
LJmrkilborn: And finally, Rosie O'Donnell said her goodbyes this week, as she did her final show. She finally revealed why she stopped the program right at this moment.
lickable larisa: [!!!!]
bogus brewster: YES BOSTON WOO!
Vin diesel me: *pity laughs*
bogus brewster: [!! hi larisa we reallyare!!]
LJmrkilborn: She was offered a Klondike Bar.
creeky michelle: *BOOS VIN*
doubtfully Dave: LMAo
partiallypaulo: hahaha
sparkly xy: LMFAO
justifiably jodi: THAT IS HORRIBLE
sparkly xy: OMG
lickable larisa: [yes i know!!!!]
justifiably jodi: OMG
LJmrkilborn: There's your news! Right back with Tobey Maguire!
sparkly xy: HAHA
bogus brewster: lmfao!!
creeky michelle: *clap!*
sparkly xy: *CLAPS*
doubtfully Dave: applause
justifiably jodi: mmmmm klondike bar
lickable larisa: WWOOO!
might be marla: Oh my God.
might be marla: That's so mean.
justifiably jodi: chrissy what would you do for a klondike bar
sparkly xy: James oops
bogus brewster: !!!!!
justifiably jodi: oops
justifiably jodi: i'd do him for free
creeky michelle has left the room.
Amorous Alicia: hm.
doubtfully Dave: michelle nooo
sparkly xy: HA
sparkly xy: i'd hit tobey
justifiably jodi: chrissy and dave are evil it is driving me nuts
Vin diesel me: Why aren't I on this.
justifiably jodi: [ ]
doubtfully Dave: we are?
justifiably jodi: tobey is good to hit
Vin diesel me: *STANDS UP AND BOOS*
sparkly xy: doubtfully Dave: we are?
might be marla: I'd hit Tobey too. With a bat. ;-)
justifiably jodi: doubtfully Dave: we are?
bogus brewster: because you're too hot!
justifiably jodi: sparkly xy: doubtfully Dave: we are?
justifiably jodi: ahaha marla
doubtfully Dave: wtf lol
sparkly xy: i win
tobeythetiger: *throws stuff at marla*
bogus brewster: same thing with me
doubtfully Dave: why am i evil
justifiably jodi: because you are bright yellow
sparkly xy: *throws popcorn*
bogus brewster: tobey rocks my motherfucking world!
might be marla: *throws bra at Tobey*
justifiably jodi: [ ]
doubtfully Dave: oh dear
tobeythetiger: *catches it and puts it on*
justifiably jodi: what marla throw one at me
justifiably jodi: UH
justifiably jodi: oh god what the hell
doubtfully Dave: well brb
doubtfully Dave has left the room.
lickable larisa: DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
might be marla: I don't wear two bras, baby. You're lucky I wear one at all.
notquitebrie: see
might be marla: Sorry. Tomorrow night. ;-)
bogus brewster: *throws thong*
doubtfully Dave has entered the room.
doubtfully Dave: what am i now
Vin diesel me: *dies from Brie*
sparkly xy: gray
Vin diesel me: Purple
justifiably jodi: [you are orange now]
justifiably jodi: mmmm purple
doubtfully Dave: lol
doubtfully Dave: better than yellow
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notquitebrie: I killed Vin Diesel
doubtfully Dave: christina is yellow to me now
bogus brewster: thats sad!
bogus brewster: i love him!
sparkly xy: hot.
justifiably jodi: chrissy is asslick blue still
sparkly xy: mmm asslick
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justifiably jodi: and craig matches how hot
sparkly xy: whats with the numbers
bogus brewster: i have the sudden urge to say
doubtfully Dave: michelle need to come back
bogus brewster: go fuck yourself
sparkly xy: SAY IT
justifiably jodi: no i dont feel like it
LJmrkilborn: My first guest has impressed us with his sensitive portrayals of troubled youth, like in "The Cider House Rules" and "The Ice Storm."
justifiably jodi: i'm too tired :-(
LJmrkilborn: That all changed this year, when he took the title role in "Spiderman."
bogus brewster: when tobey gets done have him do it
justifiably jodi: oh he is troubled how sad
sparkly xy: TOBEY
LJmrkilborn: Ladies and Gentlemen: this is Tobey Maguire!
sparkly xy: AHHHHHH
bogus brewster: *squeal*
sparkly xy: *TEENIE SCREAM*
LJmrkilborn: (Stands and greets Tobey)
justifiably jodi: WOOOOOOOOO TOBEYYYYYYYY
notquitebrie: *faints*
sparkly xy: TOBEY *SWOON*
tobeythetiger: *walks out and greets craig*
bogus brewster: TOBEY YOU'RE HOT!
LJmrkilborn: (escorts him to desk)
lickable larisa: TOBEEYYYY
justifiably jodi: *catches brie*
tobeythetiger: *sits*
Vin diesel me: *TAKES OFF BOXERS AND THROW THEM AT TOBEY!!*
Vin diesel me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vin diesel me: I LOVE YOU
justifiably jodi: what don't lie to him jordana
tobeythetiger: *waves at everyone*
notquitebrie: *whispers thanks*
justifiably jodi: HAHAHA VIN
sparkly xy: *FAINTS*
lickable larisa: wow. *stares at vin*
bogus brewster: VIN LMFAO
justifiably jodi: *catches chrissy*
tobeythetiger: wow rowdy bunch you got here craig
LJmrkilborn: Wow!
sparkly xy: rawr jodi
doubtfully Dave: lmao
justifiably jodi: wow vin are you naked now
might be marla: *gets rowdy for Tobey*
LJmrkilborn: Look at all those people standing erect for you.
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: HA
sparkly xy: *holds up a sign that says "I WANT TO HIT IT WITH TOBEY."*
Vin diesel me: I had a spare pair
bogus brewster: !!!!! ;-)
lickable larisa: NO THATS JUST VIN!
tobeythetiger: hahahahahha
doubtfully Dave: ohh the lag
Vin diesel me: *Boing*
justifiably jodi: ERECT
bogus brewster: JODI HIT THAT!
justifiably jodi: *SNORT*
sparkly xy: THIS JUST VIN: I HIT THAT
LJmrkilborn: Welcome Tobey.
tobeythetiger: i'm very flattered i must say thanks craig good to be here
LJmrkilborn: Well, It's great to have you here.
sparkly xy: omg tobey is purple
doubtfully Dave: HI CRAIG
sparkly xy: that makes me want to cream
LJmrkilborn: So. Anything interesting happen to you recently?
justifiably jodi: isnt that hot
justifiably jodi: *cough*
justifiably jodi: socks.
LJmrkilborn: ;-)
justifiably jodi: thats all i have to say
justifiably jodi: oops
tobeythetiger: well i had a movie come out recently
justifiably jodi: oh thats no fun
doubtfully Dave: i have something in my eye
justifiably jodi: cum?
LJmrkilborn: I think I heard something about that.
might be marla: Oh I wonder what it was called
tobeythetiger: i dont know if you heard of it or not
doubtfully Dave: no, jodi
sparkly xy: oh no hes trying to be funny
LJmrkilborn: Now, your career was going along pretty well. Then, suddenly, this.
justifiably jodi: ahahah chrissy
sparkly xy: poor tobey
justifiably jodi: maybe he thinks snl is hiring
tobeythetiger: yeah it's been pretty crazy
bogus brewster: lmfao jodi!!
sparkly xy: probably, but jimmy fallon hasnt left yet
LJmrkilborn: What's been happening? I saw you today at the Laker game.
justifiably jodi: dont say yet!
bogus brewster: [why didnt you like life as a house i officially love this movie the storyline is perfect]
sparkly xy: [i love jimmy]
tobeythetiger: oh yeah i go every chance i get
justifiably jodi: [i hated it]
justifiably jodi: i hate basketball
tobeythetiger: i'm a big basketball fan
justifiably jodi: i hope it dies
LJmrkilborn: Very exciting.
lickable larisa: [mmmm jimmy]
bogus brewster: [i love it]
justifiably jodi: i'd rather saw off my foot
LJmrkilborn: So, tell me about your spider experiences.
bogus brewster: [its extremely real]
sparkly xy: with jodi?
sparkly xy: oops
LJmrkilborn: What was making the movie like?
justifiably jodi: HA
bogus brewster: *yells* whats it like to have sex with jodi!?
justifiably jodi: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
justifiably jodi: oh goodness
bogus brewster: oops that slipped!
sparkly xy: *HOLLAS* I BET SHES GREAT IN BED
tobeythetiger: it was amazing. i've never taken on such a physical role before so it was a lot of hard work
doubtfully Dave: ok everyone i am leaving
justifiably jodi: OH MY GOD
doubtfully Dave: bye
sparkly xy: PSHSHAHAH
partiallypaulo: haha
justifiably jodi: THAT WORKED
justifiably jodi: SO WELL
sparkly xy: PHYSICAL
doubtfully Dave: *waves*
LJmrkilborn: Never mind the audience. We need some security.
lickable larisa: hahhahahaha!
sparkly xy: *makes arcinio hall sounds*
justifiably jodi: AAHAHAHHHAHHH
justifiably jodi: oh goodness
doubtfully Dave: o wait
might be marla: HAA HAAAAAAAA
Gratuitous Gina: *snarls to the audience* Shut the fuck up, you guys.
tobeythetiger: are they always like this craig?
justifiably jodi: what you shut up
partiallypaulo: *snarls back*
creeky michelle has entered the room.
LJmrkilborn: Only when they are crazy in love with the guest!
justifiably jodi: if you cant hear them you need miracle ear ok
sparkly xy: only if you fuck me sensless, gina
bogus brewster: just for you baby ;-)
notquitebrie: *giggles quietly at paulo*
tobeythetiger: aww, how nice i love them all too
justifiably jodi: WHAT CRAIG DONT LIE TO HIM
LJmrkilborn: Now, you've already agreed to do the sequel film.
sparkly xy: *Throws panties at tobey and smiles as they fall on his head*
tobeythetiger: yes i have
justifiably jodi: HA
bogus brewster: GOD THAT WAS HOT
LJmrkilborn: That's got to be a thrill.
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: sorry that worked so well too
sparkly xy: WOOO
doubtfully Dave: ok im leaving now
doubtfully Dave: byes
creeky michelle: NO
creeky michelle: *clings*
justifiably jodi: hello didnt dave hear the instructions
doubtfully Dave: just the room sweetie
tobeythetiger: yeah it's going to be great. i'm excited to get started on it
justifiably jodi: read the manual
sparkly xy: i dont think he did
tobeythetiger: it wont be until next year that we film though
sparkly xy: hes so old he needs miracle ear
sparkly xy: oops
Vin diesel me: FILM ME TOBEY
Vin diesel me: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LJmrkilborn: So, you'll have time for some romance from now until then.
sparkly xy: *MOANS LOUDLY*
justifiably jodi: that was hot vin
sparkly xy: YES YES YES
justifiably jodi: UH
tobeythetiger: i might yeah
sparkly xy: OH GOD UUUGH
justifiably jodi: :-[
LJmrkilborn: Anyone in mind?
doubtfully Dave has left the room.
sparkly xy: JODI
justifiably jodi: what can i go to the bathroom
sparkly xy: *clings to jodi*
tobeythetiger: there is someone
creeky michelle: ITS ME
sparkly xy: *latches onto her*
imitating avril: Chrissy shut up
tobeythetiger: i dont know if she wants me to say or not
justifiably jodi: really i dont care
sparkly xy: avril you should leave
creeky michelle: Its okay say my name!
imitating avril: okay
imitating avril has left the room.
sparkly xy: wow neat
justifiably jodi: ok destiny's child
Vin diesel me: She is Michelle Williams
sparkly xy: LOL
bogus brewster: scream it out baby she wants you ;-)
LJmrkilborn: We'll find out more after this, Back with more Tobey right after this!
imitating avril has entered the room.
creeky michelle: *Grrs at Vin*
justifiably jodi: maybe i can get on the enquirer
sparkly xy: grrs?
creeky michelle: GRR
creeky michelle: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
sparkly xy: only if your topless
justifiably jodi: ok what i am going potty
sparkly xy: you're fucking e
justifiably jodi: dont do anything good without me
notquitebrie: You people are so unruly
sparkly xy: ok i wont sex michelle
sparkly xy: we are
LJmrkilborn: Hi... can I have your attention for a moment...
creeky michelle: How sad
creeky michelle has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: Hello?
notquitebrie: *pays attention to Craig*
Gratuitous Gina: *pays attention*
might be marla: Yes, Craig?
lickable larisa: hiya!
LJmrkilborn: Can I say something?
bogus brewster: [getting booted bye]
bogus brewster has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: This is the worst behaved audience in the history of the show.
sparkly xy: WOOOO
LJmrkilborn: Congratulations.
notquitebrie: I'm trying to be a good audience. :-(
sparkly xy: we try.
lickable larisa: i'm being good.
partiallypaulo: i'm behaving.
partiallypaulo: do i get a sticker at the end?
Vin diesel me: no
might be marla: I'm trying to.
Gratuitous Gina: So it isn't normally a fucking free-for-all?
LJmrkilborn: It only takes a couple of people to ruin the program, and I'm really surprised at this.
LJmrkilborn: Of course, the main offenders jumped off.
LJmrkilborn: Except for christina.
sparkly xy: HI
justifiably jodi: craig should really clean those bathrooms
sparkly xy: ok i promise to behave.
sparkly xy: no need to single me out
sparkly xy: i like that.
LJmrkilborn: Obviously people are in need of attention. I understand that.
lickable larisa has left the room.
justifiably jodi: i have attention issues
LJmrkilborn: But when you're a guest of the show, you'd like people to pay attention to you, I'm sure.
justifiably jodi: blow me
sparkly xy: i wouldnt mind people having fun.
sparkly xy: but hey thats just me.
LJmrkilborn: I'm very sorry. I'm calling off the program. Have a good night.
Vin diesel me: You know Craig there is an ignore button if people were getting your nerves, it is okay to use it.
sparkly xy: don't call it off craig
sparkly xy: I'll leave
sparkly xy has left the room.
imitating avril: what, no Craig
justifiably jodi: *drinks some haterade*
cute cardellini has entered the room.
James Fakeco: I'm very sorry, too.
Amorous Alicia: I don't think you should call it off due to something like that. there are some who came to see the show. and i'm not saying anything about anyone who bothered you. i'm just saying it'd be nice to see the rest maybe.
cute cardellini: what's this all about?
justifiably jodi: you know. i stayed up for this. if this is how its ending, i am going to be in some serious need of midol.
LJmrkilborn: I apologize to everyone.
Gratuitous Gina: If you cared that much you should have shut up, Jodi.
justifiably jodi: oh eat me
LJmrkilborn: Thank you for coming. Good night.
James Fakeco has left the room.
tobeythetiger has left the room.
Gratuitous Gina: Making an accurate observation.
cute cardellini: wow that's really stupid.
cute cardellini has left the room.
justifiably jodi: oh i'm sorry i don't have a stick up my ass and was having a little fun. get over it. i didn't ruin shit and if you think i did, you have the problem. not i.
Gratuitous Gina: Did you pay no attention to what Craig said in the begging of the show?
Gratuitous Gina: You can have a good time and not be a complete fucking idiot.
Gratuitous Gina: *begining
justifiably jodi: don't call me a fucking idiot.
justifiably jodi: beginning.
justifiably jodi: but we'll determine now who the idiot is. peace out.
Gratuitous Gina: sure, that too.
justifiably jodi has left the room.
notquitebrie: *hugs the room*
Gratuitous Gina: *hugs Brie*
might be marla has left the room.
imitating avril has left the room.
notquitebrie: Are we leaving?
partiallypaulo: i think that's the trend
partiallypaulo: i'll be the next lemming to go
partiallypaulo has left the room.
notquitebrie: Sorry about all that Craig
notquitebrie: Don't let them get you down, you do a great job. Bye people who are left in here. :-)
notquitebrie has left the room.
late_late_show.I'd like to begin this recounting of the events that led to this decision by, first and foremost, saying a sincere apology and thank you to
tobey_maguire and james_franco. Tobey and James were good enough to agree to appear on the program and honored their commitment by showing up on time and being prepared. Thanks much for your efforts. I truly appreciate them.
I consider myself to be professional when it comes to what I do around here. Especially when it comes to this show. I treat it EXACTLY like the CBS broadcast. To me, they ARE the same.
I spend time preparing the show, writing a monologue, the “Five Questions” segments and “Yambo.” Believe me, I don’t want to waste the effort I’ve made in prepping a show!
And, in fact, since we were moving to a new night, there was always a danger of new people not fully understanding what was going on. I was prepared for that.
Or so I thought.
If you have read the transcripts seen in the
late_late_show journal, you understand what happens there. We have studio comments, people are attentive to the guests and it plays out pretty much like the televised version does.Below is the unedited transcript of the events in the Late Late Show studio, from audience open onward. If you have a moment, please let me know what I could have done differently.
You have just entered room "Late Late Show."
creeky michelle has entered the room.
bogus brewster has entered the room.
imitating avril has entered the room.
sparkly xy has entered the room.
James Fakeco has entered the room.
lickable larisa has entered the room.
sparkly xy: *applauds*
lickable larisa: eek, invite me when i come back online. brb
James Fakeco: That invite popped out of nowhere.
bogus brewster: did it frighten you?
lickable larisa has left the room.
James Fakeco: It did.
bogus brewster: poor you.
notquitebrie has entered the room.
sparkly xy: That was me sorry james
notquitebrie: Thank you. :-)
James Fakeco: Don't worry about it.
sparkly xy: next time i'll lick you as a warning
bogus brewster: ha
James Fakeco: Thank you.
sparkly xy: :-D
sparkly xy: this is where i would steal your line and say i'd wink.
LjKirstenDunst has entered the room.
might be marla has entered the room.
might be marla: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
might be marla: FAMOUS
might be marla: !!!!
might be marla: :-X
creeky michelle: Well hey look who it is Hi Kirsten. Its Michelle Williams.
James Fakeco: Very funny.
LjKirstenDunst: Michelle!
sparkly xy: *holds up sign*
LjKirstenDunst: How are ya?!
sparkly xy: *teenie scream*
might be marla: *holds up James' thong*
LjKirstenDunst: Chrissy! <3
tobeythetiger has entered the room.
creeky michelle: I'm super and duper
bogus brewster: hi tobey!
might be marla: TOBEY!
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah you are
sparkly xy: TOBEY
sparkly xy: *SCREAM*
creeky michelle: :-*
creeky michelle: TOBEY *GIRLIE SCREAM*
LjKirstenDunst: TOBEY!
LjKirstenDunst: Wait....
notquitebrie: Are we supposed to be quiet?
LjKirstenDunst: I don't know
sparkly xy: maybe?
LjKirstenDunst: It's my first time here
sparkly xy: can i sit on stage?
LjKirstenDunst: Haha
sparkly xy: or on tobey or james.
bogus brewster: who knows its mine too but im cooler than you and chrissy loves me more so poo on you.
Gratuitous Gina has entered the room.
LjKirstenDunst: Right....
might be marla: Can I invite Jensen?
sparkly xy: i love you jordana
bogus brewster: i love you too baby
LjKirstenDunst: jordana kicks ass
LjKirstenDunst: :-)
Gratuitous Gina: My first show. This'll be interesting.
LjKirstenDunst: Mine too
bogus brewster: why thank you
LjKirstenDunst: anytime
justifiably jodi has entered the room.
notquitebrie: It's my first time as myself. ;-)
sparkly xy: JODI
sparkly xy: FAMOUS
LjKirstenDunst: Hah!!
LjKirstenDunst: Hi Jodi
bogus brewster: jodi!!
partiallypaulo has entered the room.
lickable larisa has entered the room.
justifiably jodi: [i am so tired i hope you all die for making me be here]
LjKirstenDunst: [feh join the club]
lickable larisa: [*hides*]
justifiably jodi: [i just tried to sleep for two hours]
justifiably jodi: [and it didnt work god i am shooting myself]
sparkly xy: [*bobbles*]
LjKirstenDunst: [i'm running on like 4 hours of sleep.....so i know the feeling]
partiallypaulo: [wimps]
notquitebrie: PAULA!
notquitebrie: O
justifiably jodi: [i am such a good girlfriend]
notquitebrie: HAHAHA
notquitebrie: I called you Paula
justifiably jodi: [what shut up paulo]
partiallypaulo: yes you did
creeky michelle: Paula....haha.
notquitebrie: Wooboy.
creeky michelle: Hi Paulo.
notquitebrie: Sorry about that.
justifiably jodi: [see if i have sex with you at the john mayer concert now]
creeky michelle: :-*
partiallypaulo: you should be. how horrible
LjKirstenDunst: [john mayer *dies* I love]
partiallypaulo: [oh we'll see]
partiallypaulo: hi mich
justifiably jodi: [psh]
LjKirstenDunst: [damn siblings]
LjKirstenDunst: [who wants to kill my sister for me?]
justifiably jodi: come on lets get this show rollin
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah dude
sparkly xy: CRAIG
justifiably jodi: because really i am going to fall over and die
LjKirstenDunst: [dgaaaaa]
sparkly xy: DAMNIT GET IN HERE
sparkly xy: i was supposed to be on this show
notquitebrie: [hi]
sparkly xy: but noooOOOOooo
LjKirstenDunst: Chrissy! simma!
sparkly xy: i got pushed back
justifiably jodi: [hi brie i love you]
bogus brewster: you're sexier
sparkly xy: i am.
notquitebrie: [I love you too *beams*]
LJ jensen ackles has entered the room.
justifiably jodi: [i keep getting text messages going: *hits that*]
might be marla: DICKO!
notquitebrie: [hahahaa]
LJ jensen ackles: licko!
LJ jensen ackles: how've you been?
lickable larisa: hi jensen. *flash*
sparkly xy: [no one texts me :-(]
LJ jensen ackles: hey larisa, woo!
bogus brewster: [ill text you ha]
justifiably jodi: [i kept getting texted while i was trying to sleep]
justifiably jodi: [and it was like BEEP]
justifiably jodi: [fuckers everyone]
notquitebrie: [I got a text message from OOC tony with some sort of nonsense word]
creeky michelle: Hi Jensing
creeky michelle: Jensen
LjKirstenDunst: [*twitches*]
LJmrkilborn: Hello! I just wanted to get your attention for a moment before we start! :-)
LJ jensen ackles: jensing? haha
LjKirstenDunst: shhh
LJ jensen ackles: hey michelle
justifiably jodi: hello craig hurry up
justifiably jodi: some of us have things to do
justifiably jodi: like sleep
LJmrkilborn: Thanks for being here tonight.
sparkly xy: YOU'RE WELCOME
LjKirstenDunst: get jodi on first because we love her the most
LJmrkilborn: In order to make sure we don't have problems with this, I'm doing things a bit differently. First, if possible, please stay in the room once the show begins.
justifiably jodi: oh i've been on before kirsten
LjKirstenDunst: Almost everyone has
justifiably jodi: ok can we sleep during it because i think i might
sparkly xy: NOT ME
LjKirstenDunst: I might have to leave.....gah
tobeythetiger: *throws things at jodi*
LJmrkilborn: I know people get bumped sometimes, but just for safety's sake, I ask that you attempt to stay...
justifiably jodi: WHAT
justifiably jodi: !
justifiably jodi: can i kill a guest please
LJmrkilborn: This is the first time we're doing this in a while.
LJmrkilborn: Also, this isn't a typical chat room!
sparkly xy: you can hurt tobey
justifiably jodi: i am going to
LJmrkilborn: Please don't announce that you are leaving, if you do go.
LjKirstenDunst: why?
sparkly xy: poor tobey
sparkly xy: you mean like:
LJmrkilborn: These are the rules. This is a show.
Amorous Alicia has entered the room.
sparkly xy: OK IM LEAVEING BYE!
LJmrkilborn: It's not really a chat.
sparkly xy has left the room.
LjKirstenDunst: be nice we have to make more spiderman movies! *laughs*
sparkly xy has entered the room.
LjKirstenDunst: HAH!
sparkly xy: i just did a demonstration.
Amorous Alicia: hm. interesting
LjKirstenDunst: Chrissy I love you
sparkly xy: <3
bogus brewster: not as much as i do
LjKirstenDunst: <3
notquitebrie: Craig, are we supposed to be quiet while it's happening?
LJmrkilborn: It's always different when we have new groups here for the first time.
LJmrkilborn: You can comment about what's going on, and react to the guests and jokes.
LjKirstenDunst: *yawns and stretches*
justifiably jodi: [dont yawn!!!]
LjKirstenDunst: [ehhhhhhhh! *twitch*]
doubtfully Dave has entered the room.
sparkly xy: [can i hump you?]
sparkly xy: Hi dave!
LjKirstenDunst: [random]
doubtfully Dave: what am i doing here
justifiably jodi: [yeah i dont care i wont hump back i am too tired]
LjKirstenDunst: i don't know
LJmrkilborn: Just realize you're in an audience for a show and not in a chat or in your living room watching it on TV.
justifiably jodi: ok really can we get on with it
LJmrkilborn: Any questions? Because we'll start in one minute!
LjKirstenDunst: yeah
LjKirstenDunst: okay
LjKirstenDunst: let's go
LjKirstenDunst: i'm good
sparkly xy: lets go
sparkly xy: i want to throw my panties on stage
LJmrkilborn: Very good.
LJ jensen ackles: saucy
creeky michelle: =-O
LJmrkilborn: 30 seconds.
doubtfully Dave: tsk tsk
LjKirstenDunst: *licks chrissy* cause you're sexy like that?
notquitebrie: Who are the guests?
justifiably jodi: is there a bed onstage because i will throw myself there
justifiably jodi: tobey and james
notquitebrie: Oh *composes self*
might be marla: YAAAAAAAAAY TOBEY AND JAMES!
justifiably jodi: marla hi
LjKirstenDunst: Wooooooooooooooooooo
creeky michelle: yay
might be marla: Jodi, hi. <3
doubtfully Dave: im marrying michelle
justifiably jodi: what
creeky michelle: :-*
LJmrkilborn: (sounds of an Orchestra tuning up)
sparkly xy: *applauds(
LJmrkilborn: Oh! From the Gorgeous Hollywood Hills in Beautiful Hollywood California…
sparkly xy: Oops i typoed
creeky michelle: *CLAPS!*
partiallypaulo: *golf clap*
doubtfully Dave: weee
LJmrkilborn: It's the Late Late Show With Craig Kilborn!
sparkly xy: *teenie scream*
sparkly xy: I LOVE CRAIG
LJmrkilborn: Tonight! Tobey Maguire! Maguire!
LjKirstenDunst: [DGGGGGAAAAAAA!!!!!!orchestra *spastic freak out*]
might be marla: *holds up inappropriate sign*
bogus brewster: *smacks*
LJmrkilborn: And James Franco! Franco!
doubtfully Dave: *squints*
LjKirstenDunst: Woo!
justifiably jodi: *falls asleep* oops
LJmrkilborn: Ladies and Gentlemen…
creeky michelle: Woo!
LJmrkilborn: It's Craig Kilborn!
lickable larisa: *sits on chrissy's lap* *whispers* hey baby how you doin. WOOO!!!!
doubtfully Dave: YAY
("Play That Funky Music" by Wild Cherry begins)
LjKirstenDunst: WOOOO!!!!!!!1
(Craiggers walks out, waving to the crowd)
(Craiggers winks and smiles to the crowd)
LJ jensen ackles: woo!
lickable larisa: CRAIG!!!!!
Gratuitous Gina: *winks back*
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah craig!!!!!!
sparkly xy: *SWOONS*
LJmrkilborn: Hello! Hello! Please, have a seat!
LatonaChick has entered the room.
doubtfully Dave: *sits*
LJmrkilborn: Welcome! Welcome to your Late Late Show. My name is Craiggers!
sparkly xy: *sits*
LjKirstenDunst: *sits back down*
LJmrkilborn: My girlfriend wanted to go someplace nice and quiet this afternoon.
doubtfully Dave: ooooh
LJmrkilborn: So, I took her to the Staples Center for the Kings/Lakers game.
lickable larisa: *sits on chrissy again*
LJmrkilborn: But then all of the cheering at the end ruined it.
creeky michelle: Girlfriend?
sparkly xy: rawr.
LJ jensen ackles has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: P. Diddy and Justin Timberlake are working on a couple of projects together.
sparkly xy: HAHAH
justifiably jodi: ahahaahah
justifiably jodi: ahahhhhahha
doubtfully Dave: lol
sparkly xy: wait that wasnt the punchline
LJmrkilborn: Puff Daddy is hoping that Justin can help him write some love ballads,
LjKirstenDunst: HAHHA!!!
creeky michelle: Justin!!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!! I LOVE JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
LJmrkilborn: and Justin is hoping Puffy can help him get Britney to touch him.
doubtfully Dave: hahaha
justifiably jodi: HAHAHAHAHAHA
LjKirstenDunst: HAHHA!!!!!!!
sparkly xy: HAHA
partiallypaulo: haha
creeky michelle: HAHAHA!!
bogus brewster: HAHAHA
LatonaChick has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: And, true story...
justifiably jodi: *cough*
might be marla: Oh my God. Haaa.
LJmrkilborn: a certain Men's Magazine plans to project the image of Jennifer Lopez's butt on the surface of the moon!
doubtfully Dave: lmao
LJmrkilborn: Obviously, it will have to be a full moon.
bogus brewster: ew
justifiably jodi: wait what lance
notquitebrie: I'm not helping Britney touch anyone
sparkly xy: LMFAO
LjKirstenDunst: haha!!!!!
justifiably jodi: no need to call him names
LJmrkilborn: Tonight is a special night and you'll definitely want to grab something…
sparkly xy: LANCE
sparkly xy: like james as?
lickable larisa: her ass is OUT OF THIS WORLD!
LJmrkilborn: We have two of the stars of the megasmash event movie, "Spiderman,"
sparkly xy: ass even
doubtfully Dave: yay
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah dude!
LJmrkilborn: We have the man himself, Tobey Maguire is here tonight!
sparkly xy: *scream*
creeky michelle: BOO
creeky michelle: Oh
sparkly xy: LMFAO
LjKirstenDunst: *stants up* Peter parker!
bogus brewster: *sex*
doubtfully Dave: hahaha
LjKirstenDunst: *sits back down*
sparkly xy: *CAT CALLS*
LjKirstenDunst: *stands*
LJmrkilborn: And also from "Spiderman," and from the film "Deuces Wild"
doubtfully Dave: peter peter pumpkin eater
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah craig!!!
creeky michelle: *finds it funny Kirsten's in the audience and isnt on the show*
creeky michelle: *giggle!*
LJmrkilborn: James Franco is here!
LjKirstenDunst: Yeah dude
LjKirstenDunst: hahha
sparkly xy: *SCREAMS*
doubtfully Dave: haha
sparkly xy: JAMES HAVE MY BABY
LjKirstenDunst: JAAAAAAAAMES!
sparkly xy: oops
bogus brewster: *teenie howl*
(Craiggers walks to his desk as the "Late Late Show Theme" by Chris Isaak plays)
creeky michelle: JAMESSS
might be marla: I HIT THAT! I HIT THAT!
creeky michelle: WOOO
might be marla: :-X
imitating avril: don't scream he's bad in bed
sparkly xy: LMFAOOO
doubtfully Dave: lmao
bogus brewster: tobey im pregnant!
sparkly xy: *dies*
doubtfully Dave: oops
LJmrkilborn: And it's been too long since we've had a couple of guys on as guests.
justifiably jodi: really so am i
sparkly xy: JAMES THAT THONG THONGTHONGTHONGTHONGTHONG
bogus brewster: well then since we know you hit that
LJmrkilborn: It's a very manly show tonight.
might be marla: Smile, prom date. ;-)
sparkly xy: i like men
LJmrkilborn: My spider sense is tingling! Tobey and James tonight.
creeky michelle: EVEN WITH TOBEY ON IT IT'S MANLY!
LjKirstenDunst: Spiderman...wow...
doubtfully Dave: haha
justifiably jodi: mmm spider tingle
notquitebrie: haha spider sense
Amorous Alicia: hmm
justifiably jodi: oops
tobeythetiger: *throws stuff at michelle*
LJmrkilborn: Hey. You know, it's Memorial Day weekend.
might be marla has left the room.
creeky michelle: Ow!
sparkly xy: *tingles*
doubtfully Dave: let's go to the beach
LJmrkilborn: And all I want to do is dance. Dance. DANCE!
bogus brewster: *molests*
justifiably jodi: please dont encourage tobey to dance
(A disco ball is lighted.)
doubtfully Dave: wooooo
("In The Navy" by Village People plays)
lickable larisa: and the disco ball came down
(Craiggers stands up and dances)
sparkly xy: THATS TOBEYS SONG
tobeythetiger: *dances backstage*
sparkly xy: SEE?
(Craiggers marches around in a sexy way)
doubtfully Dave: *dances*
LjKirstenDunst: *covers eyes*
justifiably jodi: poor backstage
LjKirstenDunst: No one wants to see tobey dance
doubtfully Dave: hahahahahahahaha
Gratuitous Gina: *cat call*
(Craiggers salutes his flagpole)
LjKirstenDunst: dear god
LJmrkilborn: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Hold everything!
(Everything stops)
doubtfully Dave: =-O
creeky michelle: HAHA poor backstage
creeky michelle: *gasp!*
LJmrkilborn: Whoa! The last time I danced like that, Mike Piazza wanted my phone number!
justifiably jodi: AHAHHAHAAH
(Craiggers goes back to his desk.)
bogus brewster: !!! HAHAHAHA
justifiably jodi: oh my god
creeky michelle: HAHAHAHA!
sparkly xy: LMFAOOOOOOO
sparkly xy: CRAIG WINS
LJmrkilborn: Let's check the news!
justifiably jodi: [AHAHHA]
sparkly xy: OKAY
justifiably jodi: [i am laughing so hard]
sparkly xy: [me too im a dork]
"In The News" is brought to you by: Huey Lewis.
Because Huey Lewis hasn't been "In The News" in quite a while.
bogus brewster: [lmfao me too oh god]
LjKirstenDunst has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: Our Top Story… Mike Piazza is still not gay, even though his beard hair is perfect!
justifiably jodi: WHAT I LOVE HUEY LEWIS I WANT TO MARRY HIM
doubtfully Dave: hahahahaha
partiallypaulo: hahaha
notquitebrie: hahahaha
LJmrkilborn: The New York Mets All-Star Catcher went on record earlier this week to proclaim his raging heterosexuality to several newspapers, after a sportswriter suggested he might be the closeted member of that baseball team.
might be marla has entered the room.
justifiably jodi: no i am
LJmrkilborn: Mike said he'd rather be a catcher, not a pitcher, and that he definitely was in the game.
sparkly xy: LOL
bogus brewster: LMFAO
LJmrkilborn: Later, Piazza was overheard arranging a date with James King.
sparkly xy: OMG JAMES
LJmrkilborn: Not the actress and model, but the heavyset 1994 mailman of the year, as voted by the US Postal Service.
doubtfully Dave: LMFAO
justifiably jodi: LMFAO
sparkly xy: AHAHAHHAHAHAH
partiallypaulo: hahahaha!!
justifiably jodi: OMG
bogus brewster: LMFAO!!
justifiably jodi: AHAHAHAHA
sparkly xy: *DIES*
lickable larisa: hahahahah
LJmrkilborn: Oh, in "Aren't We Playing Like The Nets" news, the Sacramento Kings blew a 20-point lead and lost to the Los Angeles Lakers 100-99
justifiably jodi: *REVIVES*
sparkly xy: WITH TOUNGUE?
LJmrkilborn: to allow L.A. to tie the Western Conference Championship, two games apiece. Oh, Presidential Pretzel, that's a choke!
justifiably jodi: AGHAAHAHH
sparkly xy: HARHARHAR
justifiably jodi: CHOKE
justifiably jodi: LMFAO
LJmrkilborn: Rumors are that the Kings want to recruit my temporary intern, Masha, to play point guard
sparkly xy: I GOT IT
bogus brewster: PRESIDENTIAL PRETZEL WOO
justifiably jodi: STUPID DUBYA
LJmrkilborn: when they go up to the ARCO Arena for Game 5. Coach Rick Adelman said "Hey, it couldn't be worse than what we've got."
LJmrkilborn: Masha said, "They can't afford me."
LJmrkilborn: In "This Looks Like A Job For Me" News, Eminem hit the stage in Baltimore yesterday and hit it hard. There was a stampede at a concert where he was performing, injuring dozens of people.
sparkly xy: HAHA
justifiably jodi: eminem can hit this
sparkly xy: HE HIT IT
justifiably jodi: oops
sparkly xy: I HIT THAT
bogus brewster: HAHA EMINEM OOPS
LJmrkilborn: One note: the concert attendees were stampeding AWAY from Eminem.
sparkly xy: LMFAOOOO
justifiably jodi: HAHAHAHA
bogus brewster: !!!! ha!
sparkly xy: I WAS THERE
And now it's time for "Craig Reveals Which M & M Color He Voted For," brought to you by Corona.
justifiably jodi: PURPLE
bogus brewster: TEAL HI
might be marla: Ooh, burned.
doubtfully Dave: aqua
LJmrkilborn: (Craiggers is talking on the phone)Yeah. What? Which M & M color did I vote for?
doubtfully Dave: teal ... whatever
justifiably jodi: THERE IS ALREADY BLUE YOU BASTARDS
sparkly xy: PURPLE
LJmrkilborn: No. Black and blue wasn't one of the choices.
bogus brewster: OKAY PURPLE
justifiably jodi: LET THERE BE PURPLE
doubtfully Dave: haha
Vin diesel me has entered the room.
LJmrkilborn: Yeah. I voted for Aqua, man! Hea, hea!
justifiably jodi: BA DUM CHING
doubtfully Dave: YES
sparkly xy: NOOOO
bogus brewster: vin <3
sparkly xy: PURPLE
And that was "Craig Reveals Which M & M Color He Voted For," brought to you, as always, by Corona.
Vin diesel me: *sits next to Jordana*
justifiably jodi: AQUA MAN
justifiably jodi: AHAHA
justifiably jodi: I GOT IT
LJmrkilborn: This Just In: Boston is the home of Champions. This just in.
justifiably jodi: LMFAO
bogus brewster: WOO I GET IT
sparkly xy: i DONT
doubtfully Dave: haha
sparkly xy: woo
LJmrkilborn: And finally, Rosie O'Donnell said her goodbyes this week, as she did her final show. She finally revealed why she stopped the program right at this moment.
lickable larisa: [!!!!]
bogus brewster: YES BOSTON WOO!
Vin diesel me: *pity laughs*
bogus brewster: [!! hi larisa we reallyare!!]
LJmrkilborn: She was offered a Klondike Bar.
creeky michelle: *BOOS VIN*
doubtfully Dave: LMAo
partiallypaulo: hahaha
sparkly xy: LMFAO
justifiably jodi: THAT IS HORRIBLE
sparkly xy: OMG
lickable larisa: [yes i know!!!!]
justifiably jodi: OMG
LJmrkilborn: There's your news! Right back with Tobey Maguire!
sparkly xy: HAHA
bogus brewster: lmfao!!
creeky michelle: *clap!*
sparkly xy: *CLAPS*
doubtfully Dave: applause
justifiably jodi: mmmmm klondike bar
lickable larisa: WWOOO!
might be marla: Oh my God.
might be marla: That's so mean.
justifiably jodi: chrissy what would you do for a klondike bar
sparkly xy: James oops
bogus brewster: !!!!!
justifiably jodi: oops
justifiably jodi: i'd do him for free
creeky michelle has left the room.
Amorous Alicia: hm.
doubtfully Dave: michelle nooo
sparkly xy: HA
sparkly xy: i'd hit tobey
justifiably jodi: chrissy and dave are evil it is driving me nuts
Vin diesel me: Why aren't I on this.
justifiably jodi: [ ]
doubtfully Dave: we are?
justifiably jodi: tobey is good to hit
Vin diesel me: *STANDS UP AND BOOS*
sparkly xy: doubtfully Dave: we are?
might be marla: I'd hit Tobey too. With a bat. ;-)
justifiably jodi: doubtfully Dave: we are?
bogus brewster: because you're too hot!
justifiably jodi: sparkly xy: doubtfully Dave: we are?
justifiably jodi: ahaha marla
doubtfully Dave: wtf lol
sparkly xy: i win
tobeythetiger: *throws stuff at marla*
bogus brewster: same thing with me
doubtfully Dave: why am i evil
justifiably jodi: because you are bright yellow
sparkly xy: *throws popcorn*
bogus brewster: tobey rocks my motherfucking world!
might be marla: *throws bra at Tobey*
justifiably jodi: [ ]
doubtfully Dave: oh dear
tobeythetiger: *catches it and puts it on*
justifiably jodi: what marla throw one at me
justifiably jodi: UH
justifiably jodi: oh god what the hell
doubtfully Dave: well brb
doubtfully Dave has left the room.
lickable larisa: DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
might be marla: I don't wear two bras, baby. You're lucky I wear one at all.
notquitebrie: see
might be marla: Sorry. Tomorrow night. ;-)
bogus brewster: *throws thong*
doubtfully Dave has entered the room.
doubtfully Dave: what am i now
Vin diesel me: *dies from Brie*
sparkly xy: gray
Vin diesel me: Purple
justifiably jodi: [you are orange now]
justifiably jodi: mmmm purple
doubtfully Dave: lol
doubtfully Dave: better than yellow
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notquitebrie: I killed Vin Diesel
doubtfully Dave: christina is yellow to me now
bogus brewster: thats sad!
bogus brewster: i love him!
sparkly xy: hot.
justifiably jodi: chrissy is asslick blue still
sparkly xy: mmm asslick
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justifiably jodi: and craig matches how hot
sparkly xy: whats with the numbers
bogus brewster: i have the sudden urge to say
doubtfully Dave: michelle need to come back
bogus brewster: go fuck yourself
sparkly xy: SAY IT
justifiably jodi: no i dont feel like it
LJmrkilborn: My first guest has impressed us with his sensitive portrayals of troubled youth, like in "The Cider House Rules" and "The Ice Storm."
justifiably jodi: i'm too tired :-(
LJmrkilborn: That all changed this year, when he took the title role in "Spiderman."
bogus brewster: when tobey gets done have him do it
justifiably jodi: oh he is troubled how sad
sparkly xy: TOBEY
LJmrkilborn: Ladies and Gentlemen: this is Tobey Maguire!
sparkly xy: AHHHHHH
bogus brewster: *squeal*
sparkly xy: *TEENIE SCREAM*
LJmrkilborn: (Stands and greets Tobey)
justifiably jodi: WOOOOOOOOO TOBEYYYYYYYY
notquitebrie: *faints*
sparkly xy: TOBEY *SWOON*
tobeythetiger: *walks out and greets craig*
bogus brewster: TOBEY YOU'RE HOT!
LJmrkilborn: (escorts him to desk)
lickable larisa: TOBEEYYYY
justifiably jodi: *catches brie*
tobeythetiger: *sits*
Vin diesel me: *TAKES OFF BOXERS AND THROW THEM AT TOBEY!!*
Vin diesel me: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Vin diesel me: I LOVE YOU
justifiably jodi: what don't lie to him jordana
tobeythetiger: *waves at everyone*
notquitebrie: *whispers thanks*
justifiably jodi: HAHAHA VIN
sparkly xy: *FAINTS*
lickable larisa: wow. *stares at vin*
bogus brewster: VIN LMFAO
justifiably jodi: *catches chrissy*
tobeythetiger: wow rowdy bunch you got here craig
LJmrkilborn: Wow!
sparkly xy: rawr jodi
doubtfully Dave: lmao
justifiably jodi: wow vin are you naked now
might be marla: *gets rowdy for Tobey*
LJmrkilborn: Look at all those people standing erect for you.
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: HA
sparkly xy: *holds up a sign that says "I WANT TO HIT IT WITH TOBEY."*
Vin diesel me: I had a spare pair
bogus brewster: !!!!! ;-)
lickable larisa: NO THATS JUST VIN!
tobeythetiger: hahahahahha
doubtfully Dave: ohh the lag
Vin diesel me: *Boing*
justifiably jodi: ERECT
bogus brewster: JODI HIT THAT!
justifiably jodi: *SNORT*
sparkly xy: THIS JUST VIN: I HIT THAT
LJmrkilborn: Welcome Tobey.
tobeythetiger: i'm very flattered i must say thanks craig good to be here
LJmrkilborn: Well, It's great to have you here.
sparkly xy: omg tobey is purple
doubtfully Dave: HI CRAIG
sparkly xy: that makes me want to cream
LJmrkilborn: So. Anything interesting happen to you recently?
justifiably jodi: isnt that hot
justifiably jodi: *cough*
justifiably jodi: socks.
LJmrkilborn: ;-)
justifiably jodi: thats all i have to say
justifiably jodi: oops
tobeythetiger: well i had a movie come out recently
justifiably jodi: oh thats no fun
doubtfully Dave: i have something in my eye
justifiably jodi: cum?
LJmrkilborn: I think I heard something about that.
might be marla: Oh I wonder what it was called
tobeythetiger: i dont know if you heard of it or not
doubtfully Dave: no, jodi
sparkly xy: oh no hes trying to be funny
LJmrkilborn: Now, your career was going along pretty well. Then, suddenly, this.
justifiably jodi: ahahah chrissy
sparkly xy: poor tobey
justifiably jodi: maybe he thinks snl is hiring
tobeythetiger: yeah it's been pretty crazy
bogus brewster: lmfao jodi!!
sparkly xy: probably, but jimmy fallon hasnt left yet
LJmrkilborn: What's been happening? I saw you today at the Laker game.
justifiably jodi: dont say yet!
bogus brewster: [why didnt you like life as a house i officially love this movie the storyline is perfect]
sparkly xy: [i love jimmy]
tobeythetiger: oh yeah i go every chance i get
justifiably jodi: [i hated it]
justifiably jodi: i hate basketball
tobeythetiger: i'm a big basketball fan
justifiably jodi: i hope it dies
LJmrkilborn: Very exciting.
lickable larisa: [mmmm jimmy]
bogus brewster: [i love it]
justifiably jodi: i'd rather saw off my foot
LJmrkilborn: So, tell me about your spider experiences.
bogus brewster: [its extremely real]
sparkly xy: with jodi?
sparkly xy: oops
LJmrkilborn: What was making the movie like?
justifiably jodi: HA
bogus brewster: *yells* whats it like to have sex with jodi!?
justifiably jodi: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
justifiably jodi: oh goodness
bogus brewster: oops that slipped!
sparkly xy: *HOLLAS* I BET SHES GREAT IN BED
tobeythetiger: it was amazing. i've never taken on such a physical role before so it was a lot of hard work
doubtfully Dave: ok everyone i am leaving
justifiably jodi: OH MY GOD
doubtfully Dave: bye
sparkly xy: PSHSHAHAH
partiallypaulo: haha
justifiably jodi: THAT WORKED
justifiably jodi: SO WELL
sparkly xy: PHYSICAL
doubtfully Dave: *waves*
LJmrkilborn: Never mind the audience. We need some security.
lickable larisa: hahhahahaha!
sparkly xy: *makes arcinio hall sounds*
justifiably jodi: AAHAHAHHHAHHH
justifiably jodi: oh goodness
doubtfully Dave: o wait
might be marla: HAA HAAAAAAAA
Gratuitous Gina: *snarls to the audience* Shut the fuck up, you guys.
tobeythetiger: are they always like this craig?
justifiably jodi: what you shut up
partiallypaulo: *snarls back*
creeky michelle has entered the room.
LJmrkilborn: Only when they are crazy in love with the guest!
justifiably jodi: if you cant hear them you need miracle ear ok
sparkly xy: only if you fuck me sensless, gina
bogus brewster: just for you baby ;-)
notquitebrie: *giggles quietly at paulo*
tobeythetiger: aww, how nice i love them all too
justifiably jodi: WHAT CRAIG DONT LIE TO HIM
LJmrkilborn: Now, you've already agreed to do the sequel film.
sparkly xy: *Throws panties at tobey and smiles as they fall on his head*
tobeythetiger: yes i have
justifiably jodi: HA
bogus brewster: GOD THAT WAS HOT
LJmrkilborn: That's got to be a thrill.
justifiably jodi: HA
justifiably jodi: sorry that worked so well too
sparkly xy: WOOO
doubtfully Dave: ok im leaving now
doubtfully Dave: byes
creeky michelle: NO
creeky michelle: *clings*
justifiably jodi: hello didnt dave hear the instructions
doubtfully Dave: just the room sweetie
tobeythetiger: yeah it's going to be great. i'm excited to get started on it
justifiably jodi: read the manual
sparkly xy: i dont think he did
tobeythetiger: it wont be until next year that we film though
sparkly xy: hes so old he needs miracle ear
sparkly xy: oops
Vin diesel me: FILM ME TOBEY
Vin diesel me: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
LJmrkilborn: So, you'll have time for some romance from now until then.
sparkly xy: *MOANS LOUDLY*
justifiably jodi: that was hot vin
sparkly xy: YES YES YES
justifiably jodi: UH
tobeythetiger: i might yeah
sparkly xy: OH GOD UUUGH
justifiably jodi: :-[
LJmrkilborn: Anyone in mind?
doubtfully Dave has left the room.
sparkly xy: JODI
justifiably jodi: what can i go to the bathroom
sparkly xy: *clings to jodi*
tobeythetiger: there is someone
creeky michelle: ITS ME
sparkly xy: *latches onto her*
imitating avril: Chrissy shut up
tobeythetiger: i dont know if she wants me to say or not
justifiably jodi: really i dont care
sparkly xy: avril you should leave
creeky michelle: Its okay say my name!
imitating avril: okay
imitating avril has left the room.
sparkly xy: wow neat
justifiably jodi: ok destiny's child
Vin diesel me: She is Michelle Williams
sparkly xy: LOL
bogus brewster: scream it out baby she wants you ;-)
LJmrkilborn: We'll find out more after this, Back with more Tobey right after this!
imitating avril has entered the room.
creeky michelle: *Grrs at Vin*
justifiably jodi: maybe i can get on the enquirer
sparkly xy: grrs?
creeky michelle: GRR
creeky michelle: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
sparkly xy: only if your topless
justifiably jodi: ok what i am going potty
sparkly xy: you're fucking e
justifiably jodi: dont do anything good without me
notquitebrie: You people are so unruly
sparkly xy: ok i wont sex michelle
sparkly xy: we are
LJmrkilborn: Hi... can I have your attention for a moment...
creeky michelle: How sad
creeky michelle has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: Hello?
notquitebrie: *pays attention to Craig*
Gratuitous Gina: *pays attention*
might be marla: Yes, Craig?
lickable larisa: hiya!
LJmrkilborn: Can I say something?
bogus brewster: [getting booted bye]
bogus brewster has left the room.
LJmrkilborn: This is the worst behaved audience in the history of the show.
sparkly xy: WOOOO
LJmrkilborn: Congratulations.
notquitebrie: I'm trying to be a good audience. :-(
sparkly xy: we try.
lickable larisa: i'm being good.
partiallypaulo: i'm behaving.
partiallypaulo: do i get a sticker at the end?
Vin diesel me: no
might be marla: I'm trying to.
Gratuitous Gina: So it isn't normally a fucking free-for-all?
LJmrkilborn: It only takes a couple of people to ruin the program, and I'm really surprised at this.
LJmrkilborn: Of course, the main offenders jumped off.
LJmrkilborn: Except for christina.
sparkly xy: HI
justifiably jodi: craig should really clean those bathrooms
sparkly xy: ok i promise to behave.
sparkly xy: no need to single me out
sparkly xy: i like that.
LJmrkilborn: Obviously people are in need of attention. I understand that.
lickable larisa has left the room.
justifiably jodi: i have attention issues
LJmrkilborn: But when you're a guest of the show, you'd like people to pay attention to you, I'm sure.
justifiably jodi: blow me
sparkly xy: i wouldnt mind people having fun.
sparkly xy: but hey thats just me.
LJmrkilborn: I'm very sorry. I'm calling off the program. Have a good night.
Vin diesel me: You know Craig there is an ignore button if people were getting your nerves, it is okay to use it.
sparkly xy: don't call it off craig
sparkly xy: I'll leave
sparkly xy has left the room.
imitating avril: what, no Craig
justifiably jodi: *drinks some haterade*
cute cardellini has entered the room.
James Fakeco: I'm very sorry, too.
Amorous Alicia: I don't think you should call it off due to something like that. there are some who came to see the show. and i'm not saying anything about anyone who bothered you. i'm just saying it'd be nice to see the rest maybe.
cute cardellini: what's this all about?
justifiably jodi: you know. i stayed up for this. if this is how its ending, i am going to be in some serious need of midol.
LJmrkilborn: I apologize to everyone.
Gratuitous Gina: If you cared that much you should have shut up, Jodi.
justifiably jodi: oh eat me
LJmrkilborn: Thank you for coming. Good night.
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tobeythetiger has left the room.
Gratuitous Gina: Making an accurate observation.
cute cardellini: wow that's really stupid.
cute cardellini has left the room.
justifiably jodi: oh i'm sorry i don't have a stick up my ass and was having a little fun. get over it. i didn't ruin shit and if you think i did, you have the problem. not i.
Gratuitous Gina: Did you pay no attention to what Craig said in the begging of the show?
Gratuitous Gina: You can have a good time and not be a complete fucking idiot.
Gratuitous Gina: *begining
justifiably jodi: don't call me a fucking idiot.
justifiably jodi: beginning.
justifiably jodi: but we'll determine now who the idiot is. peace out.
Gratuitous Gina: sure, that too.
justifiably jodi has left the room.
notquitebrie: *hugs the room*
Gratuitous Gina: *hugs Brie*
might be marla has left the room.
imitating avril has left the room.
notquitebrie: Are we leaving?
partiallypaulo: i think that's the trend
partiallypaulo: i'll be the next lemming to go
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notquitebrie: Sorry about all that Craig
notquitebrie: Don't let them get you down, you do a great job. Bye people who are left in here. :-)
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I left chat earlier for the same reason.
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Kind of a deja vu isn't it? Very unfortunate.
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I'm actually surprised at some of the people involved. I'm very sorry you had to deal with that.
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I certainly hope this doesn't discourage you from doing another show, though I have a feeling it will. I really enjoy it (from the few I've participated in), and I had wanted to be a guest really badly.
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~matt
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As everyone else said, don't let a couple jerks ruin your day and what you do. Especially when you are so great at it.
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