mrkilborn

I did get back to

parker_posey's party. And it only got wilder from earlier in the evening, thanks, in some ways, to my bartending.

As usual, I hopped back behind the bar and started mixing. In case you were wondering:

joeylaurenadams likes Vanilla Stoli

l_littrell prefers Malibu Rum

k_richardson drinks Cherry Coke

affleck had whatever he could get (nothing but Punky Brewsters and Natalie Portmans from me though!)
Steve the Dell Guy likes Bacardi and Coke

dave_letterman spiked the punch bowl with vodka of some unknown origin and had his own flask which he drained.

Gwyneth also seems to be a fan of Stoli, and she had a Cosmo or two, and a martini or two, (or was that a mar-two-ni or tea?) By that time, it barely mattered.

Gwyn showed off her assets in a dance medley that couldn't be topped (well, at least it wasn't!) And Letterman threw almost a full day's salary at Ms. Paltrow for her efforts (his salary, not mine... I think it would work out to be a 401K).

Meanwhile,

n_kidman and

n_imbruglia were all about making an Aussie sandwich with me as the Vegemite! A sticky situation was very nearly had by all.

Of course the Party Girl herself, Central Parker, was ultimately to blame for all of this. That, and her new community

bitchesareborn! Bigmouth Strikes Again.

I had to go. I didn't want to sleep through the day, especially when I have a couple more items to get before tomorrow's dinner party.

Thanks to

parker_posey for a delightful time, and to everyone else who attended (including

oscar_statuette who made a surprise cameo at the gathering), for keeping the party completely wild!

L8R, G8R.