Well, I just returned from Merv's Resort and Givenchy Spa! It's always a treat to go there. The sheer attention to detail is enough to make it worthwhile. Example: I got a Swedish massage! And it was from Siegfried and Roy. I thought they were German or something.
There was a personal trainer named Gunther, who really put me through my paces! Big, bulging, oiled and rippling muscles, tanned from his sessions in the Palm Springs sun. After a workout with him, I was stiff for hours!
And how great was it to just unwind in the jacuzzi with Merv, who stopped in for a surprise attack? He is the consummate host! It was like he was always right behind me, ready to fill my every need! Griff is always full of surprises, like fresh-cut flowers in my room every morning. Then, I found out that all the guests get 'em.
Still, if you want to unwind and you don't feel like traveling too far from L.A., this is the way to go! You can book your reservations via email at givenchy@merv.com. Hey, I can give a plug! It's what I do best!
There was a personal trainer named Gunther, who really put me through my paces! Big, bulging, oiled and rippling muscles, tanned from his sessions in the Palm Springs sun. After a workout with him, I was stiff for hours!
And how great was it to just unwind in the jacuzzi with Merv, who stopped in for a surprise attack? He is the consummate host! It was like he was always right behind me, ready to fill my every need! Griff is always full of surprises, like fresh-cut flowers in my room every morning. Then, I found out that all the guests get 'em.
Still, if you want to unwind and you don't feel like traveling too far from L.A., this is the way to go! You can book your reservations via email at givenchy@merv.com. Hey, I can give a plug! It's what I do best!