Celebrating Ms. Spears!

[mrkilborn]

Ehrm... In case you hadn't heard by now, britney_jean Spears turned 20 today.

However, the pop chanteuse almost met with tragedy. As she was rehearsing that spectacular stage show with her dancers, she did a back bend and nearly smothered herself!

Swimming pool installers have ordered life sized Britney dolls to sell to their customers. Apparently she makes a great flotation device.

Britney was quoted as saying "When I go on stage, I do my thing and I perform and that's my time to express myself. But when I come off, I trip and I burp and I fart just like everybody else."

Proof of what we always suspected: Britney puts on a better show off stage!

Tonight, she will celebrate with her long-time beau, j_timberlake of the musical group *NSYNC. As her choreographer for the event, Wade Robson said: "It's about bringing what's outside, inside!" Zing!

Happy Birthday, Brit! (And you were mad about not getting into that MMC group "The Party!" They're tearing the ticket stubs at your concerts now!)

Proud of you!

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[gil-doron.livejournal.com]

However, the pop chanteuse almost met with tragedy. As she was rehearsing that spectacular stage show with her dancers, she did a back bend and nearly smothered herself!

::lololol:: Sometimes I'm amazed she doesn't fall over.

On a related story... my cat goes nuts whenever a Britney song comes on the radio. I'm trying to decipher whether she's actually cussing poor kitty out in cat speech.