John Rhymes With "Come On," Travolta Rhymes With "I'll Poke Ya"

[mrkilborn]

Was it just me, or was my boyhood hero, TRAVOLTA hitting on me?

First, he mentioned how handsome I was. Then he talked about how great the official CBS portrait of me looked in the hallway here at Television City. Then, he grabbed both my hands and was holding them! Right in front of everybody!

I have to say, I was flustered to be in the same position as Olivia Newton-John! I mean, have you ever been?

I don't know if anyone noticed all of this, but it was wacky! The best thing to do was focus on his chin cleft.

After the show, he invited me to fly on his private jet. He mentioned something about an auto-pilot function. The implications were as obvious as the box office receipts for "Battlefield Earth!"

I politely accepted his offer, and said that Vince Vaughn and I would fly to Vegas on his next trip there. He just gave me a funny stare and said that there would be two trips!

On the other hand, Craig David was nice enough to perform his new single. Fierce. He is a big new star.

I have to go. I have a new number to put in the Palm Pilot!