Scary! (In A NOT Necessarily Good Way! Or Maybe...)

[mrkilborn]

Thanks to joeylaurenadams, I tried the "Straight Acting Quiz."

My results?



The copy that goes with the score:

LEVEL 6 -- MOSTLY FEMININE

People are starting to place bets that you are gay. You do a lot of things and have a lot of behaviors that are the stereotypical gay feminine traits. You enjoy exploring your feminine side. Most people just assume you are gay, and go on with it, which is just fine with you.

Comments

Could be worse...

[jimmy-fallon.livejournal.com]

I scored a seven.

Hello Mr. Kilborn

[isabella-stuart.livejournal.com]

Hello Craig. My name is Isabella. I live in New York and watch your show often. The odd jokes usually make me giggle! I think you are a very attractive man, so I just wanted to stop by your journal to say hello. If you're ever in the New York area, look me up. Or just look around at any upscale restaurant.

Regards,

Isabella

[joeylaurenadams.livejournal.com]

I can't begin to tell you how excited I am...you are the first person to use me as a reference!

I'm also happy that you are in my range of femininity. ;)

Re: Could be worse...

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

At least your part in the "Gaydar" sketch was small!

Re: Hello Ms. Stuart

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

*Doing my perfect James Mason Impression*

Thank you, dahling! It's lovely to make the acquaintance of a woman with such style, elegance, and class.

//

When I'm in New York, I stay at The W Union Square, though I'm dying to try the SoHo Grand. Next time. My favorite secret restaurant is a little place on 20th off Park Avenue South called Veritas. They have a wine list that reads like the Manhattan White Pages!

Unfortunately, Los Angeles is a wasteland of culture, as we all know. No. I take that back. Los Angeles is just a wasteland. But, it's sunny and warm. So, there's just the slight consolation of driving the Boxster up PCH at sunset.

I hope both New York and you are doing well.

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the encouraging words! I never know what to make of those tests.

I'll always remember that I was the one to break your LJ cherry! ;)

Re:

[joeylaurenadams.livejournal.com]

Saucy!!! Believe me, it's quite an accomplishment to make me tingle right now..I've been living on Nyquil for the past two days!

[max-martin.livejournal.com]

Homo.

Re: Could be worse...

[max-martin.livejournal.com]

Wow, your a big gay. Max only got a 3! Damn straight yo.

Ha

[jimmy-fallon.livejournal.com]

That makes me laugh. You're good. Why not come on the show sometime?

Re: Ha

[max-martin.livejournal.com]

I would love to cum by and show you what i got :) Ill make a man out of you, fo' sho'

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

Maxie Pad! Another clever retort. How do you come up with them? Do you read the ads in Hustler and just parrot them back, or do you actually think of these all on your own?

Re:

[max-martin.livejournal.com]

eat my twat. ~theres another one.. homo.

Re: Ha

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you got a 3 on that test, Maxie Pad? How many times did you retake it before you got that score? 15? 25?

Re: Ha

[max-martin.livejournal.com]

lol, oh Craig... Stop the witty comments.. come over and fuck me.

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

You big silly!

*raises eyebrows*

[jimmy-fallon.livejournal.com]

Hey... I'm manly! Just... sensitive. Yeah. :) Fa shizzle, ma nizzle.

Re: *raises eyebrows*

[max-martin.livejournal.com]

Fa shizzle, ma nizzle?? Is that a sex code? Do you wanna blow job? Im always down for giving head, especially a peice of ass like yourself *grins* Cum over!!