Scary! (In A Good Way!)
Nov. 1st, 2001 01:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mrkilbornFirst things first. I had no idea there was some "MBP" Halloween party. Yeah. That's great planning, thanks for letting me know. But then again, it's all about "MBP" isn't it? Everything is "MBP."
So, I guess not everybody was up for my little shindig. Not a problem. Here's a brief (pun intended) rundown of what I remember from the soiree at Casa De Kilby.
Both Gene Simmons and Miss USA came over as part of the show carry over. The cast of "Ally McBeal" came over. Now I know why she's called Jane "Crack-House-ki!" Hea, hea!
Surprise: Calista eats a lot!
David E. Kelley just goes through actresses and picks them like flowers. First it was Calista, then Portia and Lucy Liu, Then on "The Practice" it was that chick who dumped David Spade for Jack... Hey, Jack of Spades... there's got to be a joke in there someplace. Anyway, on "Boston Public," he NOW has Jeri Ryan who stopped in and shamelessly flirted with just about everybody. But Jeri was all about flirting, not "doing," so she didn't stay past 11. (You'll see her on the show tonight!)
Somehow, though, Rocco let the cast of "The Practice" in, too. That hefty chick, who we all love, by the way, was "eating for two," she said. But she left her child at home.
Now, on to the good stuff. Lucy Liu is quite the pistol! I was hoping she'd bring along her "Angel" co-stars, but she said it was one of her last appearances with her "Ally" friends before she left the show. Lucy and Gene Simmons went off to the master bathroom for about an hour. I had to chase them out of there when people saw low tide coming out from under the door. Rocco is certainly earning his keep, cleaning up this mess.
The kitchen was wrecked. The "Pumpkin Pie Squatting" contest was a big success. I think it's a new holiday tradition. It left a good impression. Unfortunately, the large actress from "The Practice" ate a lot of the results.
Meanwhile, Pam Anderson and Kid Rock showed up, just to have sex on my kitchen floor. Well, they didn't say that, but I heard they intend to do it in every home in the Hollywood Hills. They told me they already did it in half the rooms of the Playboy Mansion, at Robert Wagner's place, Denzel's, and they were on their way to see Babyface. I guess I should be honored.
Thankfully, most people didn't stay for very long, except Miss USA, who was making chocolate chip cookies, a refreshing breath of wholesomeness, in between the Bob Saget "stick it in every hole I see" antics.
We had a nice sleepover at the end of the evening. Everyone just cuddled up in bed... just like in summer camp. There was a lot of spooning, and a lot of flirting, and I think I made a few new special friends. (!!!!!)
Come on! I can't tell you EVERYTHING! ;)
This entry went on almost as long as the party! Hopefully, I'll coordinate the next one better.
Just one more thing. Get well wishes to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
katie_holmes. I just heard about it, and rather than dwell on it, I just wanted to say I hope you feel better soon, and that your heart is warmed by the people you care about most.
So, I guess not everybody was up for my little shindig. Not a problem. Here's a brief (pun intended) rundown of what I remember from the soiree at Casa De Kilby.
Both Gene Simmons and Miss USA came over as part of the show carry over. The cast of "Ally McBeal" came over. Now I know why she's called Jane "Crack-House-ki!" Hea, hea!
Surprise: Calista eats a lot!
David E. Kelley just goes through actresses and picks them like flowers. First it was Calista, then Portia and Lucy Liu, Then on "The Practice" it was that chick who dumped David Spade for Jack... Hey, Jack of Spades... there's got to be a joke in there someplace. Anyway, on "Boston Public," he NOW has Jeri Ryan who stopped in and shamelessly flirted with just about everybody. But Jeri was all about flirting, not "doing," so she didn't stay past 11. (You'll see her on the show tonight!)
Somehow, though, Rocco let the cast of "The Practice" in, too. That hefty chick, who we all love, by the way, was "eating for two," she said. But she left her child at home.
Now, on to the good stuff. Lucy Liu is quite the pistol! I was hoping she'd bring along her "Angel" co-stars, but she said it was one of her last appearances with her "Ally" friends before she left the show. Lucy and Gene Simmons went off to the master bathroom for about an hour. I had to chase them out of there when people saw low tide coming out from under the door. Rocco is certainly earning his keep, cleaning up this mess.
The kitchen was wrecked. The "Pumpkin Pie Squatting" contest was a big success. I think it's a new holiday tradition. It left a good impression. Unfortunately, the large actress from "The Practice" ate a lot of the results.
Meanwhile, Pam Anderson and Kid Rock showed up, just to have sex on my kitchen floor. Well, they didn't say that, but I heard they intend to do it in every home in the Hollywood Hills. They told me they already did it in half the rooms of the Playboy Mansion, at Robert Wagner's place, Denzel's, and they were on their way to see Babyface. I guess I should be honored.
Thankfully, most people didn't stay for very long, except Miss USA, who was making chocolate chip cookies, a refreshing breath of wholesomeness, in between the Bob Saget "stick it in every hole I see" antics.
We had a nice sleepover at the end of the evening. Everyone just cuddled up in bed... just like in summer camp. There was a lot of spooning, and a lot of flirting, and I think I made a few new special friends. (!!!!!)
Come on! I can't tell you EVERYTHING! ;)
This entry went on almost as long as the party! Hopefully, I'll coordinate the next one better.
Just one more thing. Get well wishes to
katie_holmes. I just heard about it, and rather than dwell on it, I just wanted to say I hope you feel better soon, and that your heart is warmed by the people you care about most.
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Date: 2001-11-01 01:48 pm (UTC)Something along the lines that 400 MTV people were lay-ed off... Then mentioning that they were also the 400 people in charge of removing my eye make-up.
*blows nose*
It made me laugh. thanks.
Get Well Wishes!
Re: Get Well Wishes!
Keep it comming. I'm a tough girl. ;D always have been.
Thanks for the kind words, dear.
-the ever so sick, Christina
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Date: 2001-11-01 05:04 pm (UTC)