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mrkilborn2003 was quite a year, wasn't it? What will the television historians say about 2003 when they look back on it?
* Trista Got Married! There's your headline right there! Then, two years from now, we can watch them get divorced.
* Madonna and Britney. Somehow, Christina got left out of this. Maybe if they did a triple kiss, it would have been... well, it would have been an orgy. Or a riot. Or a catfight!
* Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard. A Reuben ain't nothin' but a sandwich. But Clay can be moulded into whatever you like... so the hetero girls can make him straight and the rest of the world can, you know, be real.
* Simple Girls... Whether Jessica or Paris and Nicole or Ally and Jaime, we will remember the lifestyles of those rich girls living simple lives. Will we ever be the same? Will they???
* Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Why wasn't I a consultant on this show?
* Bachelor Bob. Why was everyone falling all over this guy? He was supposed to be so different and wonderful, but in the end he was just like every other guy on that show. Oh, but yeah, he recorded a horrible CD. Maybe he should have just stuck to "Riverdance."
* Survivor. Who won again?
* Real World. Do people still watch this?
* The Restaurant. They actually showed rats in the kitchen. There's a great advertisement for that eaterie! Nice going, Rocco!
* Osbournes. Some people will do anything to add drama to their shows, but flipping your ATV? I mean, that's drama nobody needs! Get well, Ozzy! We need more laughs next year.
* Saddam. That seriously was the most expensive haircut in history.
Let's hope next year brings more things to smile about, more things to think about and more work for you. Keep it real.
HAPPY 2004!
* Trista Got Married! There's your headline right there! Then, two years from now, we can watch them get divorced.
* Madonna and Britney. Somehow, Christina got left out of this. Maybe if they did a triple kiss, it would have been... well, it would have been an orgy. Or a riot. Or a catfight!
* Clay Aiken and Ruben Studdard. A Reuben ain't nothin' but a sandwich. But Clay can be moulded into whatever you like... so the hetero girls can make him straight and the rest of the world can, you know, be real.
* Simple Girls... Whether Jessica or Paris and Nicole or Ally and Jaime, we will remember the lifestyles of those rich girls living simple lives. Will we ever be the same? Will they???
* Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Why wasn't I a consultant on this show?
* Bachelor Bob. Why was everyone falling all over this guy? He was supposed to be so different and wonderful, but in the end he was just like every other guy on that show. Oh, but yeah, he recorded a horrible CD. Maybe he should have just stuck to "Riverdance."
* Survivor. Who won again?
* Real World. Do people still watch this?
* The Restaurant. They actually showed rats in the kitchen. There's a great advertisement for that eaterie! Nice going, Rocco!
* Osbournes. Some people will do anything to add drama to their shows, but flipping your ATV? I mean, that's drama nobody needs! Get well, Ozzy! We need more laughs next year.
* Saddam. That seriously was the most expensive haircut in history.
Let's hope next year brings more things to smile about, more things to think about and more work for you. Keep it real.
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Date: 2003-12-28 04:49 pm (UTC)MTV's big oops by not showing more of the Christina kiss, because I found that hotter.
Clay didn't need a title to be the big winner.
Call it a guilty pleasure but I love the Simple Life and Rich Girls. Throw in some Camp Jim and I'm a happy girl!
That's a good question, why weren't you?
Bachelor Bob BLEH!
Sandra Diaz-Twine and it stands as the best Survivor season in my book. What a bunch of characters.
This people does. I think Real World San Diego may rival Vegas in the naughty factor.
I dislike the idea of rats so much, I never watched Rocco's show.
The Osbournes are pure entertainment.
No comment on that last one, unless we're playing "which one doesn't belong" and then I will pick him.
Happy New Year Neighbor!