Bill BORED (And Other) Awards

[mrkilborn]

Okay. I have a lot to say about this show. First thing... It's the last time I trust Chris Tucker to tell me any information. I don't think he gave me a single one of the correct winners for those stupid awards. On top of that, he was supposed to be in Vegas to give that award to Michael Jackson, but they were at Neverland! I should have driven over there and given them some jokes. Or at least something to say! What was that?

lavigne opened the show with "Sk8r Boi." Great. My favorite.

I hope lavigne got paid by the number of times "Sk8r Boi" got used, since they played it EVERY OTHER MINUTE! They even played it when Chuck D of Public Enemy came out to introduce the Jam Master Jay tribute. What was that?

Congratulations to Cher for saying "Fuck 'em" on the air! Bravo! That was Chertastic!

The show was clearly more vin_diesel meets david_blaine. No. It wasn't. It was TOTALLY vin_diesel meets david_blaine! What a snoozefest! I know I could do a better job than that! In fact, I did... if you check out the mbp_awards! Sorry Cedric, but what was that?

the_dirtay_one walked off with a truckload of awards... Congrats, Nelly. You are well beyond being hot.

The best part of the show was clearly the tribute to Jam Master Jay... but you had to wait through everything else to see it! AND It was late! Dare I ask...?

Meanwhile, there was another awards show on... Melissa and Joan Rivers' "Golden Hanger" Awards and we had some winners there...

Congrats to sherylcrow, kelly_o, jennifer_l and reege who were all honored with the goods. Somehow, they managed to get it all done in an hour. Yay.

Of course, they didn't have a Best Dressed Talk Show Host. Well, who needs to win a one horse race, huh? But even they screwed up by giving a prize to eric_mccormack and ignoring debra_messing!

Let's talk about other stuff! Tia Carrere on tonight's first show back! Alanis tomorrow! robschneider Thursday! Only tune in if you really want to be entertained.

Comments

[chelle-williams.livejournal.com]

you are so unattractive when you hate. that is why i watch conan.

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

Oh. And I suppose h8 looks good on you, then?

Just remember Conan is a rerun on Mondays...

[chelle-williams.livejournal.com]

he is funny even in re-runs.

[c-diaz.livejournal.com]

I on the otherhand, love it when you hate. You need to do it more often.

Conan who?

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

I have my funny reruns too.

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

Mm. Thanks Cami! You really are an angel!

Hey... maybe you can promote "Gangs Of New York" on the LLS? Hm?

Didn't you know I was gonna win

[the-dirtay-one.livejournal.com]

When the first thing Ced said on stage was "I'm from St. Louis" And every time back from commercials he be saying "It's the 2002 Billboard Music Awards, and we are getting hot in herre"

*laughs*

So much for the surprise.

~Nell

Re:

[c-diaz.livejournal.com]

Definitely-Just let me know when, I wonder if you could get Leo on the same show.

[deb-gibson.livejournal.com]

I second the kudos to Cher. Three cheers for her for not giving a flying f*ck about saying f*ck on national television!

I, on the other hand, have a reputation to uphold, and cannot say f*ck even in LJ

If You See Kay

[mrkilborn.livejournal.com]

I knew your rep. But if Tiffany can pose for Playboy...

Re: If You See Kay

[deb-gibson.livejournal.com]

You know, you're right. If Tiff can pose for Playboy, surely I can curse in Craig Kilborn's journal...

The shitty reputation those assholes in the press have stuck me with is a bitch to live with, but fuck it - Cher's right; they don't know shit!

::feels the need to wash mouth out with soap::