mrkilborn

(stolen from parts unknown)

My Idea of Heaven

*On the CD player: Dido, Fiona Apple, Sergio Mendes, Jobim
*On the radio: KROQ 106.7! Kevin and Bean in the mornings.
*On the TV: CBS: The Tiffany Network
*On the VCR: "The Graduate," "Casablanca," "Willy Wonka"
*Your spouse/partner: someone sweet, cute, and worthy
*Your dinner: Gladstone's or something from Toi
*Your clothes: Dressing up: Armani. Dressing down: Ralph Lauren
*Your hair: Just about perfect.
*Your library: Every entertainment magazine, many fashion and interior design magazines, classic lit: Hemmingway, Poe, Dickens, D.H. Lawrence.
*Your dwelling: a humble Spanish style mission known simply as Casa de Kilby
*Your neighborhood: The gorgeous Hollywood Hills!
*Your job: Exactly what I'm doing
*Having a conversation with: The hottest stars in the world of sports and entertainment!

My Idea Of Hell

*On the CD player: Any Post "Thriller" Michael Jackson, Barenaked Ladies
*On the radio: Rick Dees
*On the TV: C-SPAN, interrupted by Carrot-Top commercials
*On the VCR: "Glitter," "Planet Of The Apes"
*Your spouse/partner: someone who doesn't know when to get out of bed and go home!
*Your dinner: Taco Bell
*Your clothes: T shirt with any band name on it, dungarees from JC Penney.
*Your hair: mullet
*Your library: TV Guide Crossword Books, Rosie and O magazines, The complete "Star Trek" novels.
*Your dwelling: One bedroom Apartment in the Valley w/no AC: Casa de KILL ME!
*Your neighborhood: Tarzana
*Your job: Bank security guard
*Having a conversation with: The old lady who can't figure out the ATM.