[personal profile] mrkilborn
I'm such a softee when it comes to gifts. I can't let all of my friends just get a t shirt! I mean, if you want the shirt, you got the shirt. But I've got specific gifts for all of you! Aren't you excited? I hope you are. No fair peeking! But anyway, without any further adieu, let's have at it!

Please click on your name to see your gift!

Ben Affleck Personally, I don't know why you want this, but hey! It's your body. Oh, and one more thing.
Ashley Olsen Okay, I admit it. This used to be mine.
Bob Barker Use it safely, assuming you're still around!
Brittany Murphy Found this in a dumpster a couple of years ago! I think you'll get one soon, so this is just a placeholder!
Christian Burns Well, this one isn't actually mine to give... but let's call it a fond wish!
Christina Ricci This was a no brainer. I got you the whole store, knowing how you need it! This one, I think is the Westside Pavillion shop, but if you prefer a different location, let me know!
Christina Aguliera Two first class seats!
Doeadear Yep! Every ep on DVD! (You do have DVD, right?) Oh, and if Ricci doesn't claim her gift (which is EXTREMELY likely!) you can have that one as well!
Drew Barrymore Yep! It's real silver! I'm sure you'll make good use of 'em!
Emmanuelle Chriqui Pick one, or get 'em all!
Evelyn O'Connell Yep, it's a genuine antique! Maybe this will encourage you to post again?
Ewan McGregor One case.
Gil Doron One case. This is great stuff.
Isabella Stuart Don't worry, a case is being shipped over to put in it! (Don't drink it all in one place!)
Jessica Simpson For tooling around Texas. A leather jacket with matching chaps is included.
Jimmy Fallon Okay! This is a joke. I'm paying for the whole thing for a year! Enjoy!
Joey Lauren Adams Yes! It's collector's back issues! (*wink!*)
Jennifer Lopez What can I say?
Katie Holmes All the parts that she just lost in 2002!
The Kirstens Dunst come back and claim this. (It'll be there if you are!)
Lisaloo I think Groucho used it!
Jennifer Love Hewitt I know you'll get a lot of use from this!
Leighanne Littrell Because you're so saucy! (I'll throw in a case of the hard stuff, too!)
Pamela Anderson Because you can't have too many of these.
The Singers Pink For Future skateboard excursions.
The Regis's Philbin Because it's always time for football!
Reese Witherspoon I hope you make good use of this!
Rose McGowan Because sometimes I'm just obvious. Yours every week for a year!
Ryan Phillippe Sometimes, the "Scottish" is a good thing!
Seth Green Why not?

Everybody else is getting $5000 gift certificates to Saks Fifth Avenue! Hea hea! Sorry, Winona.

Talk to me more! Get more goodies!

Date: 2001-12-14 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosemcgowan.livejournal.com
You are just too cute, Kilborn. Thank you! :)

Date: 2001-12-14 08:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lisaloo.livejournal.com
Awww, Craiggers...thanks! Honk! Honk!

Date: 2001-12-14 09:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] katie-holmes.livejournal.com
That was funny I literally snorted when I saw mine. *Laughs* Thanks Craig

What?

Date: 2001-12-14 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jimmy-fallon.livejournal.com
What's a haircut? You mean, like, with scissors? All these years, I thought you just had to gel and fold...

Date: 2001-12-14 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joeylaurenadams.livejournal.com
And people say I'm hard to shop for!! ;) Craiggers did quite well for himself. I'm mucho proud baby. Thank you so much. I had a mini drool fest while perusing my gift. Hey..when do we get to see you on a magazine cover sans shirt???

*big kisses* thank you!

Date: 2001-12-14 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eva-b.livejournal.com
...I'm a nobody with a good body... do I get anything? I've slept with Alec Baldwin and most his brothers (except the really REALLY bad actor brother - the chubbier one)


e.

Date: 2001-12-14 10:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-emmanuell42.livejournal.com
Thank you dear Craig. I'll use them wisely.

Careful!

Date: 2001-12-14 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrkilborn.livejournal.com
With a resume like that, you certainly will get something, and you'll need to visit a specialist and a pharmacy to get rid of it!

Oddly, though... that does sort of look like my bed in your icon...

Date: 2001-12-14 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] affleck.livejournal.com
Ha! Thanks man. You crack me the fuck up.

Please...

Date: 2001-12-15 05:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phyllisdiller.livejournal.com
I'd like to get another facial this year. With my repetitive surgeries, I can't feel my face anymore.

PS: Does anybody know a good place for WIGS near Fifth Ave.? (That's in New York, if I need to be specific...)

Phyllis

Date: 2001-12-15 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phyllisdiller.livejournal.com
I used to have a better body than you!

Date: 2001-12-17 11:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ewan-mcgregor.livejournal.com
AYE! Fucking brilliant, lad! Shall I get you a good shag, then? ;-)

I hear Tony Lucca's available.

Date: 2001-12-21 10:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] love-hewitt.livejournal.com
You're such a dork! You changed my -ahem- "butt plug" into an electrical plug..er..cord. I laughed my ass off!
Funny....man! You're still not off the hook, Mister!

Date: 2001-12-26 01:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-brittany-252.livejournal.com
Aren't you sweet?
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