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Sure, Martha Stewart is getting ready to go to the Big House (and I don't mean her Connecticut Mansion), NORAD is going to shoot Santa out of the sky for being a terrorist, dropping unknown items on US houses, and the best movie they can offer up is some Civil War drama that will put you to sleep faster than an episode of "Trista and That Guy" and you've got this year's holiday! Woo hoo!
But that doesn't mean WE can't still have some fun! It's Christmas, or Chanukah, or Kwanzaa, or The Solstice, or Ramadan, or The End Of The Year, or Tuesday! Time to have a celebration!
Now, it wasn't the best of times for the![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
late_late_show. We got nosed out (again) for Emmy nominations, and no one even asked what I was doing on Grammy Night. Nothing that a case of Grey Goose Vodka can't fix! Mix it with egg nog for a Hiltonlicous concoction!
The holidays just aren't special unless you get something wonderful in your stocking.dita_vonteese, if you please!
And what about those classic holiday favorites? I have to go back and look at My Version of Rudolph. Ah, joyous memories!
And it's almost time for a new calendar! Yes, the ball will drop in Times Square! That means that Tom Green is going to pass out drunk on 42nd Street.
Actually, we have a lot to be thankful for in 2003. Britney discovered how to use a dried up ho to get some much needed PR... Saddam got a shave and a haircut... MJ got a new set of bracelets to play with... and the Red Sox and Cubs kept their commitment to consistency in tact! I think next year, if the Sox or Cubbies do win it all, they should pull a Ving Rhames and give the trophy to Steingrabber. Or at least let him have Ted Williams head for the top of his Xmas Tree! That's the spirit!
I'll be spending the holiday in a quiet way. Just a small gathering of supermodels and starlets at Casa de Kilby. The more intimate parties are usually the best. I have a lot of last second mailings for people (and of course, I'll get you a Late Late Show T Shirt! The new ones just came in!), and a lot of parties to attend. I am only one person, you know!
At any rate, I wish you the happiest of happys and the most joyous of joys during this time. May all of your dreams come true... unless that involves abusing your friends. You should save that for April Fool's Day, Ashton Kutcher!
Proud of you!
But that doesn't mean WE can't still have some fun! It's Christmas, or Chanukah, or Kwanzaa, or The Solstice, or Ramadan, or The End Of The Year, or Tuesday! Time to have a celebration!
Now, it wasn't the best of times for the
late_late_show. We got nosed out (again) for Emmy nominations, and no one even asked what I was doing on Grammy Night. Nothing that a case of Grey Goose Vodka can't fix! Mix it with egg nog for a Hiltonlicous concoction! The holidays just aren't special unless you get something wonderful in your stocking.
dita_vonteese, if you please!And what about those classic holiday favorites? I have to go back and look at My Version of Rudolph. Ah, joyous memories!
And it's almost time for a new calendar! Yes, the ball will drop in Times Square! That means that Tom Green is going to pass out drunk on 42nd Street.
Actually, we have a lot to be thankful for in 2003. Britney discovered how to use a dried up ho to get some much needed PR... Saddam got a shave and a haircut... MJ got a new set of bracelets to play with... and the Red Sox and Cubs kept their commitment to consistency in tact! I think next year, if the Sox or Cubbies do win it all, they should pull a Ving Rhames and give the trophy to Steingrabber. Or at least let him have Ted Williams head for the top of his Xmas Tree! That's the spirit!
I'll be spending the holiday in a quiet way. Just a small gathering of supermodels and starlets at Casa de Kilby. The more intimate parties are usually the best. I have a lot of last second mailings for people (and of course, I'll get you a Late Late Show T Shirt! The new ones just came in!), and a lot of parties to attend. I am only one person, you know!
At any rate, I wish you the happiest of happys and the most joyous of joys during this time. May all of your dreams come true... unless that involves abusing your friends. You should save that for April Fool's Day, Ashton Kutcher!
Proud of you!
