This Week, It's All About Everything!

Peeps, I'm going to talk to you. I've been enjoying a much needed break. Who am I kidding? I was doing a lot of holiday shopping. You'll all thank me eventually when you receive your gifts, but we'll get to that later.

Here's what you need to know for the time being. I'm back with new shows this week, both on CBS and on AIM! On the broadcast version, we're going to have such luminaries as Shannon Elizabeth, Alanis Morissette, Rob Schneider and Tia Carrere, all of whom could use journals.

Back here, the plan is to have some of our favorites from "American Idol" on to celebrate the start of their second season in just a few weeks! So look for k_clarkson, tamyra_gray, and we were hoping for j_guarini and a return visit to the program by simon_cowell... the (potentially) first repeat guest of the AIM version of the show!

But, of course, we haven't confirmed it, primarily because I haven't seen Simon or Justin. Once it's all squared, I'll be sure to let you know.

As is typical, we're scheduled to have the show on Friday Night, which is also the night CBS runs the Holiday Classic "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer." You won't want to miss that... And I'll be counting down to it and the NEW holiday favorite: "Robbie The Reindeer," which features the voices of _britney_spears as Donner, and hugh_grant as Blitzen, among others. (btw, Is Hugh going to show up with bullock for the "Two Weeks Notice" premiere, I wonder?)

Meanwhile, I want to thank deb_gibson for coaxing me to get on with my style and grooming handbook. Sure, you don't have to listen to the suggestions I have for how to dress, what to eat, and the way to stay on the cutting edge, but then again, you should think about being right every now and then!

I have to decide what I'm going to title the tome. Suggestions are welcome. Perhaps I'll have a contest to figure it out...

I've been hanging out late with some of the beautiful people... Like m_moore, johnrzeznik, natalie_portman, _britney_spears, and the lovely Sisters Avril lavigne, and michellelavigne. There's been spamming and hijinks galore! Interviews with misguided youth we didn't know! Reflections on attraction and maybe some attractions in the reflection. If it sounds pedantic and contrived from here, I guess you just had to be there.

So, as for the rest of it, I guess we'll have all week to sort that out. For some strange reason, I think this is going to be an especially delightful one. Won't you join me?

End Of The Vacay...

So, I'm prepping to come back to work. I know how much you've missed me... or in certain isolated cases how much you dislike me. No matter! I'm back anyhow!

So it looks like simon_cowell is definitely going to be a part of the late_late_show this Friday. Still nothing back from j_guarini. And if k_clarkson can't find him... who will? Then there are potential "Seacrest" issues, too, which haven't been examined.

Meantime, is it just me or has everyone jumped into the hormone jacuzzi? I mean there is a serious amount of horniness, and for this group that's saying something.

nicole_kidman was great on "60 Minutes." In case you didn't see it.

And t_fey mentioned that robschneider is around. A belated Happy Chanukah, Pocket Elvis!

I haven't heard from any of kilbys_angels about the calendar. I suppose this means we aren't going to do it. Still, there should be other projects like this to get the Angels more involved in the community. I'm hoping so, anyhow!

And finally, a big thanks to chelle_williams for yelling at me in a chat. Always gr8 to feel the h8!

I guess vacation really IS over.