Why I, Craig Kilborn, Should Host The Grammy ® Awards

A) I've hosted the requisite "lesser" award show ("The TV Guide Awards").
B) I'm a team player, and that team is the Columbia Broadcasting System!
C) I'm a spokesperson for a STATE (Minnesota Bureau of Tourism).
D) I'm totally in touch with the hottest music.
E) I "must be pop!"
F) The boy bands love me.
G) The diva singers don't.
H) I'd be at least as good as Jamie Foxx was at the VMAs.
I) I care.
J) I will mercilessly rag on the losers!
K) I will mercilessly rag on the winners!
L) I promise you will love me as host!

I appreciate your support.